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Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids Bad: She can't find her birth control pills Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them Good: The husband understands fashion Bad: He's a cross-dresser Ugly: He looks better than the wife Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Ugly: With corrections Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She's a lawyer Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas Good: Your daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients Way ugly: She makes more money than you do Good: Your son is dating someone new Bad: It's another man Ugly: He's your best friend Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years go. |
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