Our Songs

Next-door Neighbor
*sung to the tune of "Don't cry for me, Argentina"
written by: Tama and Hikaru

Don't cry for me next-door neighbor
The truth is I never mow my lawn
I kept my promise, so keep your distance
I've gotta shot-gun
My next-door neighbor

Paper-cut
*sung to the tune of the 7-up jingle
Written by: Tama, Hikaru, and Libby

I gotta splinter in my arm
I gotta sliver up my butt
A tree fell on me and I gotta paper-cut
Paper-cut, yeah it's a tree-thing
Paper-cut, does it every ti-i-i-ime
Paper-cut, yeah it's a tree-thing
It's sharp and it's harmfull and it hurts more when it's pine

Midgets
*sung to the tune of....oh wait, the tune of this one is made up
Written by: Tama

Who hates midgets? We hate midgets!
We put midgets in a can!
You can take 'em in your car!
-doo-doo, doo-doo!-
You can fry 'em in a pan!
-doo-doo, doo-doo!-
You can give 'em to your dog!
-doo-doo, doo-doo!-
Or you can slice 'em in a fan!
Who puts midgets in a can? We do!
We put midgets in a can! Whoo-hoo!

*we have absolutely nothing against midgets, and in no way derive pleasure from putting them in cans, frying them in pans, etc. No midgets were harmed in the creation of this song

GYMNASIUM/PE

the sign that started it all

Gymnasium Pie
*sung to the tune of "American Pie"
Written by: Renee', Krisitianne and Libby

A long long time ago
More like yesterday
Renee` and I got lost on the way
Down the hall we met a guy
He was really cute, but had no eye!
I didn't really know what to say
And Renee` said "Hey come skip with us!
I'd sew your eye, but you'd prob'ly cuss!
I didn't bring my sewing kit with me today!"
When we realized PE was not in class
We decided not to kick Kristianne's ass
And Renee` lost her 'absent-pass'
That's when we found our way

We started singin'
Die, die you damn Gymnasium Pie
You turned off the A/C and made us all fry
Tama's being hentai, and I dunno why
Oh wait, yes I do, that's a lie
Oh wait, yes I do, that's a lie

Not much later, another day
The coach had us out and made us play
Renee` and I were on a team
I kept making all the wins
Then Renee` finally made one in
I was so happy I could scream
So I spun around cheerfully
But I twisted wrong and popped out my knee
What else could I do?
I freaked and almost passed out too
I tried to blame it on Renee`
I still do, but to this day
That gym is cursed I say
But I don't think that I'll sue

I started singin'
Die, die you damn Gymnasium Pie
The jocks are dorks, and the cheeleaders are high
The Quarterback, you know, he lost an eye
Sayin' "Look I lost my friggin' eye!
God I hate Gymnasium Pie!"

It wasn't hard to decide
Next time we had PE outside
We were walking on the track
We were talking about Zamboni
And it's difference from Calzoni
When Kristianne felt her ankle crack
I squeezed to see if it hurt
She looked up at me from the dirt
And said though it was going numb,
Yeah it hurt some!
The coach, yeah Renee` talked to him
He said to come back in the gym
But Kristianne could hardly walk
So Renee` called her a gimp
And we walked her back with a slight limp
Looked like a ball in her sock

She started singin'
Die, die you damn Gymnasium Pie
My locker's too low, and Renee`'s is too high
That Darth Maul bottle will be there till I die
I heard the Sparrow's gonna fly
Jason's cheating on him with that guy

*"Gymnasium Pie" was based on actual events at the WCHS Gym in Wesley Chapel, FL

The 1st Car Wash Song
*sung to the tune of..... I don't have frickin' clue, Tama just sings it

Car wash is here, car wash is here!
Everybody go, you know you wanna go!
Everybody go to the car wash!

The 2nd Car Wash Song
*sung to the tune of the opening in Sailorstars
Written by: Tama

Can you say "kodishni-oneh"?
Oh can you say "baka-vae"?
'Cause you are one, if you don't come to the car wash!
It's by Burger King as you can see!
And you get to meet the Hoo-loo-voo and me!
It's the car wash of the century!

*the "Car Wash Songs" were inspired by actual events, and because Tama went crazy trying to advertise their car wash

FBI
*sung to the tune of "I believe I can fly"
Written by: Hikaru and Libby

I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
I thought I was robbin' Burger King
I believe I can soar
They saw me runnin' through the open door
They shot me down in the parkin' lot
A coke and fries was all they got

The Spork Song: Michiru's theme
*sung to the tune of "Big girl"
Written by: Hikaru and Libby

I'm a big, big dork
With a big, big spork
It's notta big, big fork if you'd listen
But I doo-doo here
And I doo-doo there
Everywhere
I doo-doo you much

*you can tell the parts about 'doo-doo' were written by Hikaru

God Bless the C&A
*sung to the tune of "God Bless the USA"
Written by: Hikaru, Kristianne, and Libby

If tommorow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life
And I had to start again, with just my hockey loving wife
I'd thank my lucky maple leaf to be standing here to today
'Cause Niagra Falls still stands, and they can't take that away!

And I'm proud to be a Canadian!
Where at least I know I'm French
And I won't forget the men who froze, or the Eskimos
And I'll gladly say "Ay" next to you
That's pretty darn okay
And there ain't no doubt I love this land--
God bless the C&A!

From the lawlands of St. Lawrence
To the West where we had that big earthquake
Across the plains of Alberta
From Great Lake to shinning lake
From mounties, and trashbags
Plus X-Files moved to L.A.
Well there's pride in every Canadian heart and it's time to stand and say!

And I'm proud to be a Canadian!
Where at least I know I'm French
And I won't forget the men who froze, or the Eskimos
And I'll gladly say "Ay" next to you
That's pretty darn okay
And there ain't no doubt I love this land--
God bless the C&A!

Vinny the Mob Duck's Theme
*sung kinda similar to the Flipper tune, but Jira screwed it around
Written by: Jira, Veronica and Alia

Vinny,
Vinny the mob duck
He's not a hamster
He's a rubber duck!
Vinny,
He sleeps with the fishies
You put him in water,
He turns upside down!
Vinny,
He knows Al Pacino
He eats Spaghetti-O's
He has a Godfather!
Vinny,
He's a big mobster,
He killed the lobter
Named Bob!
Vinny,
He comes from Italy
Where Bert and Ernie
Speak Italian!

Slice Up Your Lunch
*sung to the tune of "Spice up your life" by the Spice Girls
Written by: Hikaru and various others

Salami to the left if you're having a good time!
Turkey to the right if you know that you feel fine!
Chicken to the front! Huh huh huh!
And ketchup!
Cheese cake yeah, hold tight!

What's my Gender Again?: Haruka's theme (asheyu's version) by Stink182 *sung to the tune of "What's my Age Again?" by Blink182 Written by: Asheyu I took her out It was a Tuesday night I was a guy To get the feeling right We started eating squid, and she looked up at me And then Michiru tackled me That's about the time they started chasing me Everybody loves you when you're cute like me Some people say that I look like Cher What the hell is wrong with them? My friends say I should act more like.... What's his name again? What's his name again? Later on As I drove home I called Usako From my car phone I said I saw the cops Mamoru's in jail So let's go out somewhere tonight That's about the time my yellow car blew up Oh my god Michiru's scaring me Look, now she's got a sniper rifle What the hell is wrong with her? I think she thinks I flirt too much What the hell is that? What the hell is that? (libby's version) Written by: Libby I met a girl It was a Tuesday night I took her out She thought I was a guy We started makin' out And she took off her pants And then Michiru tackled me And that's about the time she started askin' why Michiru told her I wasn't a guy And I'm still more amused by their faces What the hell is "honesty"? I hope she wasn't underage What's my sex again? What's my sex again? Then later on On the drive home I got my cell And called Usako I said I saw the cops Mamoru's in jail "Are you busy around three?" That's when Michiru took the phone from me She thinks I flirt with every girl I see All I wanted was a freakin' date What the hell's "fidelity"? My friends say I should act my gender What's my sex again? What's my sex again?
The Sparrow Never Flies: Jason and Sparrow's theme *sung to the tune of "Tomorrow Never Dies" by Sheryl Crow Written by: Libby Jason he's there Over standing by the pole Waiting for you to return He shaved his legs Cuz he still doesn't know It's too bad that that boy just won't learn It's so groady to hear You've been cheating on him for a year Until that day Until you give it away Until he learns how to see through your lies It's no big surprise The Sparrow never flies I feel kinda bad He'd be sad If he knew just who you've had And how long you've maintained this affair And you think it's fun When you're done To the other you run You're not the only football player out there It's so groady to hear How you slapped that guy on the rear Until that day Until you give it away He'll never see through your lies So it's no big surprise The Sparrow never flies
No Hogs sung to the tune of "No Scrubs" by TLC Written by: Sparky/Jermaine A hog is a girl that is never full She's also known as a fat bull Always thinkin' but what she eats And just sits on her hungry ass So, no I don't want yo' burga' No, I don't wanna give you mine And no, I don't wanna eat wit' you And no, you can't have none a' my fries I don't want no hog A hog is a girl who can't get no food from me Hangin' at a KFC or a Chuckie Cheese Tryin' to get some food for free (repeat) Well a hog's datin' me and her tray is kinda weak So I know that she cannot feed me Cuz I'm eatin' with class and her tray looks like trash Can't eat without it goin' to her ass (the hog) See, if yo' food can't spacially expand my tastebud's horizon then you need to take your broke ass to a Pizza Hut where the buffet's price is never risin'. If yo' burga' ain't got the cheese to please me and send my tastebuds bouncin' from here to the coast of over seas. So, let me give you a while to chew it out. Can't forget to focus on the fries infront of me. Them as clear as DVD on the digital ordering screen, satisfy my appitite with somethin' spectacula', check yo' black peppa'. In a mustard-like position. Macaroni and cheese is what I invision. Can't detect you wishin' about your friend's big mission. Mista... Nestle Quicky, do you really wanna know? Ask Billy. Did you get it from the flo'? That's dirty. These guys and all their senioritas is steppin' on your long fries. So, you can't eat them though. (*chorus) If your ass is eatin' or ya starvin' Oh yes hog, I'm talkin' to you If ya eatin' at home wit' ya mama Oh yes hog, I'm talkin' to you Wanna eat wit' me wit' no green peas? Oh no I don't want noooooo Noooo hoooogs Noooo hoooogs No, no She want to drink your maaaaac fluuuury And your cheeeese buuuurga
Poptarts by Pimp Bizquik *sung to the tune of "Faith" by Limp Bizkit Written by: Asheyu Well, I think it would be nice If flaming poptarts blew up our world But I know then everybody Would be squishy chunks but me And then Of course the Godfish would survive Along with a big blue hooloovoo Everybody but Leigh, yeah Before that Jira eats that Ryan She had better brush and floss her teeth Don't drink that water, It's a prophecy Then the world is gonna blow, and Libby's gonna spew Gotta have Poptarts!!! Poptarts!!
Moldy Rye the James Bond theme from the movie "Moldy Rye" sung to the tune of "Golden Eye" by Tina Turner Written by: Asheyu Watch them as they clone your daughter Those shellacy's are evil except They don't eat meat and rarely swallow On the wind I hear their steps Moldy Rye, I found it's weakness Moldy Rye, I hope you like cheese Moldy Rye, Now your speechless Cause a chunk of blue cheese will bring you to your knees! See them work through smoke and rumors Shh! Be careful, don't speak too loud Cause Asheyu will break off your limb And it's hard to walk on only on leg you lout! Moldy Rye, Not steak but cheddar Moldy Dane and his cow named Spot Moldy Rye, You're allergic to leather Which ain't good for that old cow named Spot You'll never know how mozerella is a cheese that's really mild You'll never know how it feels to eat Grilled cheese and not be fried It's a golden flaky cheese, I've got for you, so die Revenge, It's a dish, and it's really delish Unless of course you can't eat cheese! You Moldy Rye! Moldy, Moldy, Moldy Rye! You Moldy Rye! Moldy Rye!! no offense to Asheyu, but this has to be the dumbest song I ever heard! Cheese?! Gah!
Kristianne's Lunch (which coincidentally has nothing to do with her lunch) *sung to the tune of the "Brady Bunch" theme Written by: Asheyu This is a story Of a bunch of druggies Who were tripping on Hallucinogenic drugs All of them had eyes of red Except for Shemurky, because of course he's dead Then one day, this group met Setsuna Who was selling some Smack all of her own Then this group, they all said 'Oui' And that's when they formed the Sailor Senshi Kristianne's lunch (do do de do) Kristianne's lunch (do do de do) That's the day we all ate Kristianne's lunch!
We're Going to Eat Pizza sung to the tune of "We're going to Ibiza" by the Venga Boys Written by: Libby and Migen I don't wanna be a big slacker I'm justa dood I got my stuff, I'm skipping school Grab some food Dreaming of a good pizza place Pizza guy Makes pizza pie I look up at the teacher I think she's crazy I look down at my homework, I start Feeling lazy Dreaming of a good pizza place Pizza guy Makes pizza pie (Whoah) We're going to eat pizza (Whoah) At Pizza Palace (Whoah) We're gonna have a party (Whoah) We'll getta delivery guy Far away from this highschool This balogna I really want some extra cheese And pepperoni Dreaming of a good pizza place Pizza guy Makes pizza pie chorus
Tu Madre *sung to the tune of "Tomorrow" from Annie Written by: Sean Tu madre Tu madre Me gusta tu madre Ella es buenitos!
Cockroach *sung to the tune of that song, I don't know it's name, but you'll get it after a moment Written by: Ashleigh The roach! The roach! The roach is on the wall! We don't need no Raid Let the mothafucka crawl!
Pellegrino: Mr. P's theme sung to the tune of "Padrino" by Smash Mouth Written by: Hikaru and Libby Rev up the Mustang and let's get to drinkin' some caffienno! (Pellegrino!) Let's go to Nicoletti's cuz he makes a mean spahgetti sauce! He's a science teacher of the weirder things of life He'll drink anything but cappicino! He demands your respect and you won't soon forget Pellegrino! (Pellegrino!) This song is still being written. Go Mr. P!