"My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out to the lake and threw her off the boat. I said" mom they weren't trying to teach you how to swim"-unknown

"I like to pick up hitch hikers. When I do I say, 'put on your seatbelt. I want to try something. I saw it once on a cartoon, and I think I can do it...'"-steven wright

"If I were two faced would I be wearing this one?"-Abraham Lincoln

"If I ever get real rich, I hope i'm not mean to poor people like I am now"-Jack Handy

"Anything worth having is worth cheating for."-W.C. Fields

"I believe that sex is the most wonderful and beautiful thing money can buy."-Steve Martin

"Hoping means seeing that the outcome you want is possible, and then working for it"-untitled

"There is no such thing as no chance"-Untitled

"Come to the edge..
no we will fall..
Come to the edge..
no we will fall..
They came to the edge..
He pushed them, and they flew.."-untitled

"There's high, and there's high, and to get really high... I mean so high I can walk on the water, thats high... thats where i'm going"-George Harrison

"I offer you peace. I offer you love. I offer you friendship. I see your beauty. I feel your feelings. My wisdom flows from the highest source. I saulte that source in you. Let us work together for unity and love."-Gandhi

"You can go to church, sing a hymn, judge me by the color of my skin, you can live a lie until you die, one thing you can't hide is when you're crippled inside."-John Lennon

"Imagine all the people living life in peace. You say i'm a dreamer, but i'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, and the world with be as one."-John Lennon

"It [lsd] opened my eyes. We only use one-tenth of our brains. Just think what we could accomplish if only we could tap that hidden part! It would mean a whole new world if politicians took LSD. It would mean no more war or poverty or famine."-Paul McCartney

"You're all genious's and you're all beautiful. You don't need anyone to tell you who you are. You are what you are. So get out there and get peace, think peace, live peace, and breath peace, and you'll get it as soon as you like."-John Lennon

"We all have a little hitler in us, but we also have love and peace, so why not give peace a chance for once?"-John Lennon

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about all the workers in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and all their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, then be selfish and worry about my own dreams'."-untitled

"Of course i'm ambitious. What's wrong with that? Otherwise you sleep all day."-Ringo Starr

"Everybody's got something to hide 'cept for me and my monkey."-the beatles

"Make love and not war 'cause we don't need no more trouble"-Bob Marley

"Death gotta be easy 'cause life is hard. It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred."-50 cent

"it only takes one thing to make life worth living..."-my mom
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