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Never run with scissors. If something says "DANGER! POISON!" - don't eat it. Never
get really
drunk and dive head first into in 3-foot-deep above-ground swimming pool from a
platform
that has a large, red warning sticker on it saying "DO NOT DIVE FROM HERE"
(unless you
want to win millions in damages from the pool manufacturer in court). If you have
an
uncovered cup of hot coffee between your legs in the car, don't pull away from the
drive-up
window at high speed. Never poke sharp sticks at people's faces.
Don't bother to sue
us.
We don't have any money anyhow.
(June 15, 1996)
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