1. Before you go in , make sure you have a list of things you need to ask him / her .Eg. What foods you can take .. what activities you can do ..

2. Demand your money back

3. Make the doctor tell you a nice story

4. Stick a toe in your mouth and demand he take it out for you

5. If he refuses stick the doctor's toe in your mouth

6. Demand he gives you one of those bottles you put your urine samples in

7. Make him touch his nose with his tongue

8. Seranade to the doctor and demand he pay you for YOUR precious time

9. If he doesn't like your song , give him YOUR version of Grease

10. Make him explain everything on the blood test result slip (including the boders and the thickness of the lines)

11. To everything that he asks you , smugly reply by singing " Da dee dum dee dum "a line from Aqua's Roses are Red