WAR FORUM!

Lately, I have been getting alot of hate mail from you Gordon Fans. I figured
most of it is completly usless, until I came up with the WAR FORUM! Here, I will
post your hate mail, and respond to it, so that everyone will see what I have to put
up with everyday. I will also post mail with rumors about Gordon, so if you have
anything you want to send me, email me. (Please note: These letters are copied
exactly from my email, so please ignore the spelling mistakes.

Check back soon to see if your letter gets up!

6/7/98 From: 'George'

the only thing you forgot was that gordon is the best driver in nascar & also has the
best pit crew. and thats the bottom line.

Response:
Oh gee, how could I forget that? (sarcasm noted) I obviously know he has a good team,
quite possibly the best team. I account his team and Hendrick's millions spent on the team a deciding factor in many of his
wins, but I wouldn't say he's a good driver just because he's got a good team behind him.

5/30/98 From: larry

i like jeff gordon so there

Response:
Wow, you're a bright little fellow, aren't you larry? This is seriously all I received
from this guy.

4/6/98 From: D. H.

You don't know what the hell your talking about. Earnhardt is the best
racer ever. He had to start out from the bottom. He didn't get the
best team in racing like Gordon. Without him, racing wouldn't be exciting because
wrecks are the best part. So shut the hell up!

Response:
Ok...I don't know what I'm talking about? What are you babbling about? I think this is the
most pathetic email of all time. Please explain to me why you think I am EARNHARDT HATER,
when we all know I am GORDON HATER. I don't care about Earnhardt vs. Gordon.
Without him, racing wouldn't be exciting, because wrecks are the best part?
You talk like only one driver wrecks each race. Are you on drugs or what?

3/30/98 From:anyone

You are so wrong. At least Jeff is winning races. I don't see Dale
winning anything except one race in how many years. Jeff is whipping
Dale's butt and going to win another season at racing

Response:
Ok...but what do I care? I don't care about him kicking Earnhardt around.
The is a Gordon Hater page, not Earnhardt VS. Gordon or whatever.

2/11/98 From:netvista

If Jeff Gordon was from Charlotte, y'all would love him. Just because he
speaks standard English, you can't stand it that he's a great driver.

Response:
Sorry, wrong again. I'm from the north myself, and don't care about who
comes from where.

1/19/98 From: Nuke28

I have heard that Jeff was caught in bed with another man by none other
than his wife. Is this true? could it be that boy wonder wonders if boys
are better?

Response:
No. I can assure you that this rumor is totally false. Gordon is not
gay. I'm not going to be a little child and sit here and call him gay just because
I don't like him. All you have to do is look at his wife, and you know he isn't gay.
He is married to a former Miss Winston! What does that tell you?

1/14/98 From: NEB

read my mail you will and have fun because this is no joke why does everyone
hate the guy who wins Earnheart makes millions of people Who hate him and so will Gordon so who are to help make the guy you hate money that is like giving bill gates money
for a 25cent machine

Response:
WHAT? Does anyone understand what this guy is saying? What do you mean? How do I help him make money? What are you talking about?

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