Last Updated - Saturday, 06 July 2002

First of all this site gives the only link to the "Sealed Section" entrance page. Click on any of the lovely ladies below to gain access. Don't worry, it's password protected so at this point those of nervous disposition will be ok to follow the link without feeling they might get into trouble. 

Now on with the reviews.......

Huge Fucking Cocks: (reviewed 28/03/2001)

Staring: Ron Jeremy (13"), Bruno (10"), Damian (9.5"), Chris (11.5"), Mandingo (18") and not forgetting the king of cocks......Johnny Holmes (14")

A master class of classic porn. This movie is naturally of extremely poor production quality, but is all the better for it. It has every stereotype the avid grot aficionado is after, dirty mo's, bosch-holes, ugly silicon enhanced bitches. It all there. The sound track is even the classic "wackka ttcha bow wow wow" type groove.

See it to believe it...

The Gigolo: (reviewed 30/03/2001)

Staring: Tania Russof (phwoar), Joy Kiss, Frank Versace, Laura, Sylvie, Olivia, Phillipe Soine, Richard Langin, JY Lecastel.

I haven't actually finished watching this one yet, but a synopsis so far... There is this rich businessman in Monaco, who pays "the world's best gigolo" to do a (as yet undisclosed) job for him. The gigolo then roots this chick in a hotel room. Inexplicably the scene then switches from Monte Carlo to an English country mansion in which Tania Russof who plays a catholic virgin, loses her cherry. It is amazing because her technique must be instinctive considering she has never before seen a "peens". Never did finish this baby.

Shane's World 10 - "Rump Ranch" (Reviewed 09/11/2001)

Staring: Shane, Yvonne, Morgan, Solveig, Shana, Chloe, Billy, Santino, Vince.

Quite sublime slut action. Shane is one serious sex addict who seems happy taking it any way. It is very seldom you see a woman who doesn't flinch when first taken up the "bonus hole". I was somewhat disappointed with the girth of the main drawcard, Santino frankly I expected better of this newcomer, pure length is simply passe. Bore size is the critical dimension of the new millenium.

There is some seriously professional poolside intercourse which got my missus off and was quite instrumental in her current condition!

What really made this stick-flick was the unique out-takes at the end, a good way to cum-down from a hard meat-beating.