"WE IS
                     DA SKUMBUSTAS!"
     
     
     
    NAME M WS BS S T W A I LD COST EXP
    Gulgrim 
    (Nob)    		 4 5 4 5 4 1 1 3 8 20 137
    Shuvordzdakka 
    (Spanner)    		 4 3 3 3 4 1 3 1 7 8 97
    Riggamek 
    (Spanner)    		 4 3 3 3 4 1 2 1 8 6 81
    Manikrukk 
    (Boy)    		 4 3 3 3 5 1 2 1 7 7 59
    Skrog 
    (Boy)    		 4 3 2 3 4 1 2 3 7 6 24
    Zagsnaga 
    (Boy)    		 4 3 4 4 4 1 2 1 7 6 42
    Slagfing 
    (Yoof)    		 4 3 2 3 3 1 2 1 7 3 18
    Kutta 
    (Yoof)    		 4 2 2 3 3 1 2 1 7 5 0
     
     
                                                              Da Furst Time Out
                                                            1.  We woz `Ere Furst
                                                         Winner: Da Skumbustas
    Well da doyz did well dere furst time out in da skids. Dey took out unuter morker mob dat were muskelin in on ourz loot.  Deyz chazed uz all ova da dessat wit a big scorcha, an well we ain't wantin' ta get burned so'z I haz Zagsnaga put da Morgog(Our trukk.) inta revurse and playz chiken wit dez skabz. Dey sissied out and next ting ya know we'z behind dem rammin' der trukk, and when it woz broken we'z all jumped on it and we'z beat da bloody snot outta dem. Dey took off runnin, so fast dey forgot to take dere trukk. Wez was `appy to take it `ome. Nowz we get home and derez dis fing on ourz fortz gate. It red "Wez gotz yourz spanner, bring uz da trukk an da lil fella don't get `urt." Wellz I wuz oblugated to ol' Shuvo soz we traded. I no'z da teef coulda recruted unoder spanner, buts Shuvo wuz a buddy.

                                                                 Where Dey Go!?
                                                                         2. Lootas
                                                               Winner: Jeff's Mob.
    Seems da boys wuz a wittle to redy forz a fight, Dey forgot all dey had ta do woz grab skrap. Dey  tried to get a shot in on da Gorkers `uw chased us off, but dey gotz wut dey came for and ran of like da cowardly gorkers day are. No wun wuz urt, but when da boyz got `ome. . . .

                                                                  Not Youz Again
                                                             3. We woz `Ere Furst
                                                               Winner: Jeff's Mob
    Again da boyz were lookin' for a fight. When dey see dat gorker trukk come over da hill dey gotz all excited, shootin' dere gunz an' shoutn'. Nowz sure we lookz tuff and mean, but when we'z got stuck in da rumble all da boyz guns starts ta jam and some run out of ammo. Stupid boyz wasted all dere ammo before da fight. After da "Big `Urty" (Ourz trakk) had it's enginez blow,  and Blitzermek and Grimrat woz killed, I'z saw our time to leave. Wez `ad been beatn' again, by da same gorkers. Well luckly Shuvo (Our spanner da I bought back from the morkers in our furst fight) put da "Big `Urty" back togeter. I fact it looked mity `ard after takikn' dat blast. Wez was mity proud.
     
                                                                    Pinball
                                                       3. We Wos `Ere Furst
                                                    Winner: Da Skumbustas
    We'z were rader tired of bein' bashed by gorkers. So when Da Afreak Corps shows up on ourz territory trin' ta take ourz skrap, we decide it's time to let Mork whip some butt.  Afta we'z set dere weedy lil trak on fire, we'z rammed it. Da boyz and me laughed our'z head off when it'z driva lost control an bounced offa all da junk lyzin `round, not ta menshun crashun in ta dere own trukk leavin' it broken and leekin fuel. Now all da boyz on the gorker trukk is real angry at us so'z da jumps out of dere dead trukk and rushed Manikrukk (One of me tuffr boyz.), tryin' ta urt him. Manik took all dem on and stood `ard, But he just could not hold out. Now I seez dis and I tell Zagsnaga to punch da gas an run down doze gorkers. Well dey was tuffr dan I taught cause dey just bouce off the front of da trukk. I'z slapped Zag around telln' `im "Youz gotta drive fasta is ya'z gonna run im over."
    Next ting I know all da gorkers are runnin' for dems wortless lives, while we'z just holer and shout at dem, cause we all knowz dat gorkers are reel dumb.