E-mails from Morons
This is a really intelligent reply I got for an e-mail
I sent to an Anti-DRL organization:
so you are
insecure that you are a Canadian instead of an American. Sorry you guys are so
overlooked by the presence of the USA. we will pray for you socialist. have a
great day and thanks for spending so much of your time on our issue and our
website. maybe you foreigners need some better schools so to formulate better
responses to our argument hahahah
What an
asshole. Where did I imply that I'm insecure about being a Canadian? And why
the hell does he bring up the idea of being "overlooked by the presence of
the USA"? Arrogant and ignorant people like this tarnish the image of the
United States as a whole and would explain why the U.S. is generally disliked
by countries around the world—while for some reason, Canadians are highly
regarded internationally. Just being modest here: I don't really see what makes
us Canadians so special. Maybe it's our massive gun shortage.
And as for
schooling... at least I've learned that you're supposed to capitalize the first
letter of every sentence. I also find it insulting that he implied that my
response to the anti-DRL argument isn't very well-formulated—when it's obvious
that this guy's response isn't exactly first class. I may have had some respect
for the guy if his reply came with some counter-arguments, not cheap shots. Oh
well, his message is the first to make it to my "E-mails from Morons"
web page, and it's here to stay.
Here's
another prick's e-mail cut into sections and put into italics, along
with my e-mail rebuttal:
I saw your
article about SUV's and had to laugh.Its not the vehicle, it's the stupid
uneducated dipshit that they give a driverlicense to.If bleeding heart finger
pointers like yourself would get a clue,(as I can seeyou are incapable of doing
so). Maybe we all can get bicycles like nothing pissants like yourself .
Oh, look! You
would have seen that I am mentally capable of having a clue if you looked at
another part of my web site!
http://www.geocities.com/logicaldriving/logicaldrivingtips.html
And the first
entry on the following page refers to one time a Tahoe/Yukon/Suburban passed me
on the freeway:
http://www.geocities.com/logicaldriving/nonperceptivedrivers.html
This page
refers to people who think that they are the center of the universe:
http://www.geocities.com/logicaldriving/driversshouldnthavetodeal.html
I believe this
link summarizes your life behind the wheel:
http://www.geocities.com/logicaldriving/thesepeoplearepricks.html
I have a
Yukon, it gets 13mpg I pay for it ,and the fuel so fuck off.
I now see that you
are a narrow-minded person who lives for today and doesn't give a flying fuck
about tomorrow.
The taxes on
it is more than likely what you gross is in two years.
No, unless you
were stupid enough to pay over half a million dollars for your vehicle.
Lets not
forget the four cows that died just for my interior.
That's not a
problem with me. Hundreds, if not thousands, of cows are slaughtered every day
for McDonald's anyways—might as well use their skin for something other than
hot dog filler.
Without
justification for theinsurance rates, that my SUV causes more damage in an
accident than somebleeding heart, late for his next eco meeting, driving 100mph
through a schoolzone in his Hyundai Excell that puts more Americans out of
work.
Can you please
rephrase that sentence? Oh wait, I think I get it. You meant to say:
"Your..."... No, I still don't understand what you are talking about.
You can't expect a person to understand a sentence with five or more disjointed
ideas separated by commas.
If he cant afford
to buy a safer vehicle then he deserves to die in it .
So if guns were
really expensive and I couldn't afford one, I deserve to die as well? Whatever.
FYI, I can afford to buy a vehicle like yours—without resorting to shoving
money up my ass on interest payments. [Update: Since I bought a new house,
that last sentence isn’t true any more] I choose not to buy a vehicle like
a Yukon because I think that the definition of auto safety involves having no
lives being lost. Not just killing the person in the other car.
I cant
believe I have actually wasted my time reading your page, when I couldhave been
out choking the community with my highly efficient AMERICAN EPA ratedleather
lined SUV.
Congratulations
on wasting your time reading my page! Look at the following site to waste even
more time (or as I call it... learning!) http://www.pbs.org/affluenza/
In closing:
I am a member of the PAVE THE RAIN FOREST foundation And if I pay for something
that I like, (not what some want-to-be Natzi dictator tells me what I can own)
I will use it wastefully in America, thecountry I love and support, so fuck off
and die
Are you sure
that the Yukon is something that you "like", or has your mind
succumbed to the marketing departments of auto manufacturers into thinking that
you are a really tough guy (assuming you are a guy) just because you drive a
deadly weapon?
P.S. When you
are rude enough to send flame mail to somebody, expect to get some back in
return.
An e-mail
from a dickwad who can’t spell even though he claims that he can. What a goof…
K, first of
all you can't critisize (sic) an SUV because you got in a car accident or
whatever, btw I am canadian and I can spell..but one thing is you’re a shithead
for putting up this site...Later gooof..I hope you get run over by an
SUV....twice.
I don’t know
where this guy got the idea that I give out free auto maintenance advice, but I did the best that I can to an
e-mail reply:
I would like
to install dtrl's in my Sebring. do you have any Idea where I can get the dumb
things I can't find them anywhere???
Uhhh...
yeah:
ok i have to
say this, I don't think you understand some of the things that go on in the customization process like the
"wolrds most ugliest car" is crap, due to the fact that it is truely
not a ugly car and granted there are a couple things that could be changed but
thats it everything else is phat or as you seem to think "da bomb" i
think you are just to deprived to realize
how nice the car is and that you need to come out of your nutshell and
open your eyes..btw that spoiler is not huge
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