WELCOME TO NO BULLS HUMOR PAGE
AND PLEASE DON'T WORRY....I AM POKING FUN AT EVERYONE


TELL US AGAIN HOW GORDON RAN OUT OF GAS
WE JUST LAUGH AND LAUGH....



HEY WARD SAY "SHEILA SHINES CITY SHOES"
MARK IS THAT THE FUNNEST THING YOU EVER HEARD


OK JEFF NOW I WILL DRAW YOU A PICTURE
ITS 1ST..2ND..3RD..THEN 4TH
AND NO THE R DOES NOT MEAN RACE


CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT WENT THROUGH YOUR MIND
LITTLE MAN
WHEN YOU TRIED TO MESS WITH RUSTY


OK TODD IF YOU FOLLOW MY DIRECTIONS
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE GETTING AROUND
DAYTONA SPEEDWAY


QUESTION?
IS BROOK TRYING TO GRAB DALES BUTT


LOOK JIMMY I CAN DO CARTWHEELS


BOY FIRE THE CREW CHIEF
AND ITS DALE CHECK THE WATER
DALE CHECK THE OIL
DALE DRIVE THE CAR