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Jane Flinders - 08/20/98 12:33:24
My Email:flindersj@parliament.uk
Comments:
What a cool web page. However, when I tried to print out the hilarious pictures with their captions to show my sister, only the pictures came out, and that's not as funny, somehow.


dobra - 08/18/98 12:52:18
Comments:
SCHUMACHER SUCKS


Chris - 08/17/98 19:52:39
My Email:frucade@magnet.at
Comments:
who is schumaker ? is he a guy ? the best driver ever is GERHARD BERGER and AYRTON SENNA !!!


Péter Tóth - 08/17/98 10:44:21
My Email:p.toth@neusiedler.at
Comments:
You are a primitive and coward person.


Pixie - 08/15/98 22:17:14
Comments:
Regarding Jen and Elaine (8/4/98). Have we been watching the same brothers? Are you SURE you know which one is which? Are you BLIND?!!! Your taste sucks like...balls. How could you? I have to take a cold dew shower under me toadstool now. Ugh.


Jam Masta J - 08/14/98 12:22:13
My Email:flljon02@southone.uct.ac.za
Comments:
You Da Bomb Schumie is Weltmeister Up the nads


Dejan Djumic - 08/14/98 10:45:05
Comments:
Fuck Damon,fuck David and specially Finish idiot Hakkinen.Those "drivers"are trully SUCKERS.Like my friend says MICHAEL SCHUMACHER IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!


sinner... - 08/14/98 06:55:18
My Email:stick_it_in@hotmail.com
Comments:
this is the greatest thing ever!!!!!!!!!! MS sux!!!!!!!!!!!! errr......, that's 'bout it actually...... i think he's eating sooooooo many balls coz, well, he has practically no balls, and with only 'bout 2-3 brain cells, he thought that eating more balls would make it bigger. Sorry,Michael, that doesn't werk!!@!!!!!!!!! love always, sinner...


Ben - 08/10/98 15:22:26
Comments:
Hope this site will be soon closed by by net's censorship.


justin Forest - 08/10/98 04:44:37
Comments:
hi You Rule From Your Best Fan In The Whole World Justin Forest!!! P.S And I Would Do Anything To Have Sex Whith You And I am Gay


_ - 08/08/98 23:17:17
Comments:
fuck you stupid piece of shit I fuck your mother


Steph - 08/08/98 16:53:35
My Email:media.public@virgin.net
Comments:
I have to say your site is a LOAD OF BOLLOCKS !!!


alexandra - 08/07/98 15:24:26
My Email:afk@arbld.unimelb.edu.au
Comments:
To the creator: How very sophisticated. you must be very proud. You've obviously attracted some of the most articulate formula one critics in the business. Thanks for the laugh. I felt quite at home.


Jen and Elaine - 08/04/98 20:04:38
Comments:
And another thing Pixie! Ralf is a hundred times better looking then Michael ! in fact Ralf `s a HUNK!!!!!!!!!!!


Jen and Elaine - 08/04/98 20:01:58
Comments:
Oh my god!!!! The animated gift was sooooooooo funny! We laughed and laughed and laughed!!!! Man, we LOVED the pictures! We hate Michael and to see another person in the world hating him like us is great! To all you MS fans just relax and take it like a r ally good joke! Shumi is a sucker forever!!!!!


Pixie - 08/03/98 21:44:51
Comments:
Heck, MS may be arrogant, but he's better looking than Ralf, and a better driver too. As for you sad cows who reckon you've shagged MS, well, are you sure it wasn't while you were getting off in front of your Villeneuve posters?


Indy - 08/01/98 23:19:45
Comments:
For all the MS fans who came to this site and then start slagging it off, can they please explain why they bothered to come in the first place when it was obviously going to be anti-Schumacher.


Bob - 07/30/98 00:15:43
Comments:
I think that you are a poofter and a fuck i am going to track you down and kill you


gollypog - 07/29/98 19:40:19
Comments:
How immature this site is! Waste of web really. I think this guestbook is the most amusing part of it. Perhaps the Rainmaster is not everyone's fave bloke, but he's twice the man That Weirdo Villeneuve is, and has more talent than all drivers like Ross t stuffed together. Did you, perhaps, bite off your own balls in a surfeit of Schumi jealousy, and to hide your shame, blame an innocent (in this case) bloke?? Did you?? Have you the "balls" to own up? I think not. Cheerio, Duckie. Get a life.


David Macpherson - 07/26/98 14:27:10
My Email:KiaDave@aol.com
Comments:
Poor Damon! Will he ever recover??????


A. ALIBHAI - 07/26/98 07:41:17
Comments:
FUCK OFF!!! YOU KNOW MICHAEL SCHUMACHER IS THE. AND BY THE WAY THIS WEBSITE IS SHIT. PLUS IT IS FULL OF BULLSHIT.


Patrick Dumais "NoCarrier" - 07/25/98 17:18:52
My URL:http://www.total.net/~shotgun
My Email:dumaisp@hotmail.com
Comments:
MS suck pipe. FIA=maFIA or Ferrari International Association ?


gary - 07/24/98 19:45:49
My Email:gary4856@aol.com
Comments:
Great little web site. The animated gif made me think of Monty Python. Humor is still alive. SchumiFreak


Crimson Dragon - 07/24/98 10:26:30
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~CrimsonDragon/INDEX.HTML
My Email:legobod@yahoo.com
Comments:
Whoa there Mr. Clarke. "I may be wrong...but I think you've touched a nerrrrve here".


SHLONG - 07/23/98 05:02:18
Comments:

Is it true that Damon Hill is a fag? I hear he likes big dicks shoved up his ass! That sick fucker, I hope Michael Schumacher runs his faggot ass off the track in Austria!

As said before...

Fuck all the rest! Michael Schumacher is the best!



John S. - 07/22/98 10:45:27
Comments:
With all the time you spend creating and working on this site... is it possible that you secretly have a 'crush' on Michael? I believe the record speaks for it's self -- Schumacher will enter the books as one of [if not the] best Formula 1 drivers ever. Thank goodness he has yet to drive a 'dominate' car like a McLaren or a Williams.


Eddie Jordan - 07/21/98 22:46:18
Comments:
Michael, let's forget about old times. Please, come back to my happy family and visit with your brother for a year or so.


- 07/21/98 22:40:11
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Gorka Santisteban - 07/21/98 21:12:14
My Email:gorkas@clientes.euskalnet.es
Comments:
May someone stop Schumacher from cheating in every grand prix. Long life Damon Hill. Damon Forever


Damon - 07/20/98 06:57:38
Comments:
Schumacher is a cheating NAZI!! DAMON RULES 4 LIFE !! VIVA LA MELBOURNE GP


- 07/20/98 06:46:37
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- 07/20/98 01:13:35
Comments:
Yeah sure punk. You have sucked too many dicks. Michael is easily the best driver in the world. See you later dipshit!


Schumi to be - 07/18/98 22:27:38
Comments:
Hands off people.........Ralf is MINE


Schumi Fan - 07/18/98 22:25:41
Comments:
SCHUMI RULES AND THE REST SUCK ALSO RALF IS 10 TIMES BETTER THAN DAMON HILL WILL EVER BE RALF RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mad Max - 07/18/98 01:00:32
Comments:
What a fucking shitty website . You would'nt know talent if it came up and bit you in the ass you freakin' shithead! You're just jealous that Michael is talented and a great champion. As for Damon Hill, well anyone can win a championship when driving a dominant car like the Williams Renault. This year Damon, is really showing his true champion colors when driving an average car!


Mark - 07/18/98 00:28:31
My URL:/EnchantedForest/Tower/9724/
My Email:Markzshark@aol.com
Comments:
he ate my balls


RACH*B - 07/17/98 18:48:41
Comments:
Just a little note to the silly cow who said I've sucked Michael's. Maybe you should learn to spell before pretending to be some one you're not. Corinna is spelled like that, not like this Corrinna. I think its time you moved on and started taking the piss out of Hakkinen after all hes the one who sucks the cocks!


Mark H. - 07/17/98 12:36:42
My URL:http://F*$# you
My Email:mah03@aub.edu.lb
Comments:
Schummi is the best driver in the history of driving. The author of this site is a sick ball less asshole who dreams of licking Schummi's one meter long dick.


Mark H. - 07/17/98 12:26:32
My Email:mah03@aub.edu.lb
Comments:
First of all, this site sucks. Second, Schummi is the best driver in the history of driving Third, the author of this site is a ball less asshole, who dreams of licking Schummi's one meter long dick. Mark H.


CORRINNA - 07/17/98 11:30:14
Comments:
I LICKED MICHAEL'S


Klaus GRABNER - 07/17/98 04:23:00
Comments:
I wonder how much money this caricature of a racer called Michael Schumacher has to give to Bernie to be made World Champion this year. This fast but stupid guy just has again and again to confirm his nickname SCHUMMEL-SCHUMI. ('schummeln' is german for cheating). VIVA FORZA FERRRARI - TO HELL WITH MS.


RACH*B - 07/16/98 19:35:45
Comments:
I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU THINK YOU ARE TAKING THE MICK OUT OF MICHAEL SCHUMACHER. he HAS TO BE THE MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE SO WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON SOME OTHER SAD CUNT!


Ben - 07/16/98 16:20:50
My Email:bnizet
Comments:
Michael Schumacher is actually the best driver and he is going to become the best of history: he has 31 victories. Only Prost (51) and Senna (45) are ahead of him. So, he's the third best driver of history and is only 29 yrs old! He can still drive for ma y years, about 10, and he will obviously beat the Prost's record. By another way: what a ridiculous site and how many obscenities I read! Ben.


LIRAN BIDERMAN - 07/16/98 15:46:20
My URL:http://www.f1-instinct.com
My Email:schuy@sitcom.co.il
Comments:
schuy is the greatest ! the best of the best! this site sucks schuy's balls!


Kate - 07/14/98 09:44:19
My Email:ega97hmk@sheffield.ac.uk
Comments:
Great to find so many others share my view of the complete arseness of Schumacher, and as if one wasn't bad enough! Go Fisi!!!


Alexander D.Dennis - 07/13/98 19:12:49
Comments:
Wow, what is the nice cocksucking site... The real nest of all kind of the fagots from all around the world. You cocksucker, who created this fucking site, do you know anything about such a thing like autosport? Your cocksucking rotten fagot's site have n thing to do with it. Better if you move somewhere else to defend the other bustards like that painted faggot Villeneuve, handicaped Hakkinen or fucked in ass D.Hill... Fuck you cocksucker and suck Schumacher's dick. You well deserve it!


Maria - 07/12/98 18:23:59
My Email:maria.malmivaara@pp.inet.fi
Comments:
Yes to this site, no to Michael Schumacher! He's a sore loser and a very unsportsmanlike driver. There's always something about his car or his driving that gets complained about. I don't think it's totally unnecessary. He used to be all right, but ever si ce Villeneuve won the championship, he's been an asshole. Häkkinen is the best!!!


RICHTHOFWEN - 07/12/98 17:18:39
Comments:
AS YOU CAN SEE...99.9% OF THE POSTERS LOVES SCHUMACHER. HOW CAN U HATE A BEST DRIVER?. I LOVES GILLES VILLENEUVE (EVEN I WAS 2 YEARS OLD WHEN HE DIED), I LOVES ALAIN PROST, I LOVE AYRTON SENNA, I LOVED NIGEL MANSELL...AND NOW I LOVE MICHAEL SCHUMACHER. AL AYS THE WORLDS BEST DRIVERS. ES MACHT NICHTS...SCHUMI ÜBER ALLES


Richthofen - 07/12/98 17:15:06
My Email:yes
Comments:
If you like him or If you dont like him, Michael Schumacher will always be the best FORMULA1 driver On the track. Put him in a bad car, Ferrari, give him a bad engine, Ferrari, even give him bad engineers...HE WILL ALWAYS WIN. ES LEBE SCHUMACHER!


Azra - 07/10/98 13:55:05
Comments:
Schumi is the law in F1. He's the best driver beside our death A. Senna! And on more thing: I hate "hatepages" - if you dont't like someone, it isn't necessary that the whole WORLD must know that.


SHLONG - 07/07/98 04:47:16
Comments:

Fuck all the rest! Schumacher is the best!



ALES PALCIC - 07/06/98 11:28:23
Comments:
SCHUMI IS A IDIOT


Michael Shumacher the 3rd - 07/05/98 03:04:32
Comments:
Oh the wit, oh the subtle satire. The author of this page has truly established himself as one of the great minds of the 20th Century. The fact that there are more pro-Shumacher entries in this guest book speaks for its self. Anybody who cant come up with something better than ball eating must be really fucking stupid. Of course lots of people hate shumi, anybody who kicks arse as hard as that and makes all other drivers look like talentless fuck nuts cant help but be hated. Go ahead hate him dickheads :) ou or your second rate drivers cant touch him so all that is left for you is to bitch away while masturbating on the "sexy poses" of Villenuve that flood so many f1 mags. The more people who voice their hatred for Shumacher the better, that way when we co nt them we will finally know just how much of the human race are fucken idiots.


Ben - 07/02/98 13:58:30
My Email:bnizet@wanadoo.fr
Comments:
To all anti-MS: how did you find the great performance of Schum, last Sunday???


NEHA SAHAI - 07/01/98 16:39:36
My URL:http://www.yahoo.com
My Email:manjari@cal.vsnl.net.in
Comments:
It was all very interesting,especially the "BALL EATING".Keep it up.I'll visit regularly.


NEHA SAHAI - 07/01/98 16:35:45
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Robert D.P Clarke - 06/30/98 19:09:36
Comments:
You're just a jealous fucker because Michael has bigger balls than you. Yes before you say it I AM GAY AND PROUD OF IT! SUCK YOUR OWN PETITE BALLS YOU FUCKER


Gasper Lednik - 06/30/98 18:17:04
My URL:http://srv1,s-sc.ce.edus.si/~d_gledn/lfrs.htm
My Email:d_gledn@srv1.s-sc.ce.edus.si
Comments:
a big fuck off to the creator of this page. it just shows the poor state of mind (i mean the creators mind), so, get your head outta yr arsehole and open your eyes... SCHUMI RULEZ!


shaun kelly - 06/30/98 05:11:37
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Katie - 06/29/98 20:50:41
My Email:kati.hyoky@pp.inet.fi
Comments:
LOL This page is GGGGRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!! I love it!!! Keep up good work!!


Andrew Saxby - 06/29/98 15:03:45
My URL:http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/yoda/200/
My Email:andrew.saxby@pipemedia.co.uk
Comments:
Micheal Schbollockser is a big TWAT with a capital T.


Mrzambo - 06/22/98 09:50:51
Comments:
Schumacher stinks. Schumacher sucks. Ameliorate the world environment. Ban the Schumacher brothers from F1 racing. Damon forever


Karina - 06/20/98 10:34:24
Comments:
Hi! Great site! But I'd like to see here FAMILY PHOTOS OF SHUMI!! Bye! ThaNK YOU!


Tyrell - 06/19/98 13:45:52
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Tyrell - 06/19/98 13:42:08
My Email:Ying224@hotmail.com
Comments:


Humperadick - 06/19/98 02:17:55
Comments:
You can hump my dick anytime you poofy bastards.


Louise - 06/19/98 02:04:16
Comments:
schumacher sucks completely. I have never seen anything more boring in my intire life HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!


Selifx - 06/17/98 09:15:08
Comments:
schumacher is gorgeous. Go suck on villeneuves balls instead. He'd probably appreciate it more!!! SCHUMI 4EVER!!!!! schumacher rules.


- 06/15/98 11:10:14
My Email:dynomutt@dds.nl
Comments:
Forza Schumacher!! Eat more balls!!!!!


trema - 06/12/98 15:49:28
My URL:http://www.freetown.com/Suburbs/BlueRidge/1041
Comments:
My poor english pommie! Do you remember the 1995 season when Damon Hill pushed Schuey several times out of the track? Well I do... fr the rest, the messasage below expresses very well, that Schuey is not the only one to push drviers out of the track


Dan Bajarca - 06/12/98 12:32:41
My URL:/SiliconValley/Network/8959
My Email:iddd@usa.net
Comments:
He is cute, he is fun, he is always on the run !


- 06/11/98 18:08:47
Comments:
Dear F1 fans, I would like to say a last time to those who think that Michael Schumacher is the only driver who pushed another driver in the gravel: - H. Harald Frentzen did the same thing last year in Japan with E. Irvine. - J. Villeneuve tried to push Schumacher in Japan last year, because he had 9 points over Michael at the start of the GP and it would had been very interresting for Villeneuve to start Jerez with 9 points over Michael. - A. Senna pushed with an extremely violence A. Prost in the gravel and won with this pretty ashamed way a new title, depriving the Frenchman of his fifth title which would have made him the most titled driver (Fangio had also fifth titles, but Prost had 2 victories and Fangio, only 24). Senna recognized he had really pushed Prost in order to win a new title... a year later! - Irvine pushed in the gravel an incredible number of drivers. And I would like to know why when there is an accident, it would be obviously the Schumacher's fault ? And I would like to tell you another thing: I have the proofs who demonstrate that EACH PILOT has already pushed another driver in his life!!! I hope you will understand, Excuse my poor english, Ben.


BigBadDan - 06/11/98 12:17:39
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Network/8959
My Email:iddd@usa.net
Comments:
Keep going !


Karen Lloyd - 06/11/98 10:42:47
My URL:Don't have one
My Email:jerry_cruise@yahoo.com
Comments:
MICHAEL SCHUMACHER IS THE BEST!!!! MICHAEL IS NUMBER ONE!!! I LOVE MICHAEL!!! MICHAEL SCHUMACHER IS THE BEST!!!! MICHAEL IS NUMBER ONE!!! I LOVE MICHAEL!!! MICHAEL SCHUMACHER IS THE BEST!!!! MICHAEL IS NUMBER ONE!!! I LOVE MICHAEL!!! MICHAEL SCHUMACHER IS THE BEST!!!! MICHAEL IS NUMBER ONE!!! I LOVE MICHAEL!!!


SportundStressHasser - 06/09/98 22:41:28
My URL:http://www.cyberjunkie.com/skrueger
My Email:skrueger@surfastic.de
Comments:
Krasse Homepage. Ist krass was über jemanden geschrieben werden kann, und er weiss es garnicht. Aber trotzdem cool.


Dr. Love - 06/08/98 10:30:11
Comments:
You can eat my balls


- 06/08/98 06:53:03
Comments:
hallo michael glückwunsch für deinen sieg


Steve - 06/07/98 22:00:43
My Email:pommol@autobahn.mb.ca
Comments:
I watched that twisted little weasel Schumacher today at Montreal run Frentzen off the track, then cry like a two-year old when asked what happened when Damon Hill wouldn't let him pass. What a pansy! P.S. Damn fine page...keep up the good work ;)


STF - 06/07/98 21:02:15
Comments:
SHAME!!! on Scumacher, Ferrari and his fans...The best car bumping driver ! He should be banned from the F1 champion ship before he kills someone !


Deitrich - 06/04/98 13:18:07
Comments:
THis verY fUNNy yeS.... I liKE Zis Site VEry MUch. HourS of FUn i DiD HAvE, YEs..... Up THE GerMAns!!!


Andy-Toronto-Canada - 06/03/98 08:10:58
Comments:
"Fucken Nice One " Ya Mad Bastard


Ginger Ale - 06/01/98 22:00:30
Comments:
I was crying laughing so damn hard after surfing your page, dude. Even if someone is a Michael fan, they've got to laugh as well because it is soooo true!! F1 in San Francisco all the way!!!!


Ginger Ale - 06/01/98 21:58:24
Comments:
I was crying laughing so damn hard after surfing your page, dude. Even if someone is a Michael fan, they've got to laugh as well because it soo true!! F1 in San Francisco all the way!!!!


bolle - 06/01/98 15:13:35
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Donna - 06/01/98 12:51:45
My Email:donnaw@eisa.net.au
Comments:
I hope Michael eats your balls and chokes on them!


Tom Van der Veer - 05/31/98 16:45:53
My Email:tomvdv@juno.com
Comments:
I was able to get to the Argentine GP, This is a good driver. Glad you're having fun though!


Matthew Powell - 05/27/98 03:53:40
Comments:
I like you Schumacher you are the best driver.


marina - 05/25/98 12:08:33
My Email:toumpouri@cytanet.com.cy
Comments:
your site is just perfect it shows just what he is


Richie - 05/24/98 23:54:42
Comments:
Damon Hill is quer basterd. I hate the whole Williams team. M.Schumacher fan since the early days of sportscar racing in 1990...


john - 05/24/98 23:49:04
Comments:
You are a WANKER M. Schumacher Supporter


Fred Linke - 05/18/98 22:12:36
My Email:frelin@euronet.nl
Comments:
Screw you!! "MICHAEL SCHUMACHER, THE KING OF FORMULA 1!"


Ste - 05/12/98 14:03:23
Comments:
Inter fanculo


Vicky Joris - 05/12/98 08:28:50
Comments:
I love Schumacher


ingmar kooiman - 05/11/98 08:22:59
My Email:167308ik@student.eur.nl
Comments:
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mik Sokoloff - 05/10/98 16:27:24
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/mikster/
My Email:sokoloff@softhome.net
Comments:
Heheheh, nice to find a guy who thinks the same about Sch.. Sch blows goats..


Japjeev Kohli - 05/09/98 23:25:23
My URL:http://www.eng.uwaterloo.ca
My Email:jskohli@engmail.uwaterloo.ca
Comments:
A really cool and funny site!!! good job


Gray Edwards - 05/09/98 14:34:19
Comments:
Brilliant!!! Keep up the hatred!


Krissa - 05/07/98 14:24:07
My Email:Savage_Garden@gnwmail.com
Comments:
LOVELY PAGE!! Schumi sucks forever!!


ricky - 05/06/98 13:59:53
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Mark Fuckin' Northcott - 05/05/98 14:48:43
My Email:Mark@fnc-power.demon.co.uk
Comments:
Sleeeeeep and shag mike


- 05/05/98 12:23:17
Comments:
Fuck you bastard! Schumi's the best


Dr. Peter Wallnöfer - 05/04/98 12:39:13
Comments:
I'm a strong believer in sodomistic practics. Recently my SON Eugen and me visited a house with bitches.A chinese woman with a dick which was bigger than an elepha nt one´s. He/She fucked our asses dark red.


Joanne LLoyd - 05/03/98 14:23:20
My URL:http://www.hull.ac.uk
My Email:j.lloyd@law.hull.ac.uk.
Comments:
Balls are squidgy, Balls are fun, and if I had Schumi's, I'd give him a son.


David Brownstone - 04/30/98 18:48:38
Comments:
To Zaleha: I couldn't agree more with more with you! Love you.


Zaleha - 04/30/98 18:45:22
Comments:
To Lucy, I hope you get shot on both knees bitch. To Koen, go fuck youself you gay bastard. To Schumacher, you're the best.


Lucy - 04/28/98 20:05:17
Comments:
i loved your page, it was marvellous. You really hate him don´t you. Well, i know i do


Koen Van Praet - 04/28/98 11:05:33
Comments:
Fuck Schumacher


David Brownstone - 04/28/98 09:22:55
My Email:MSbooze@.yahoo.com
Comments:
Schumi rules. More Balls please!!


Vince Esposito - 04/28/98 03:29:52
Comments:
Im sorry I dont have an Email address but i'll give you my house address (2 Tandanya ave Hectorville SOUTH AUSTRALIA 5073). I thought that this was brilliant. its funnie. Im into motoracing myself. Micheal schumacher is my favourite driver. thats why I went into this. I was very suprised to be the first person on this program. Keep up the goo work.


Henrich - 04/27/98 20:26:29
Comments:
iam having an interest in michael for 3 years he is number one.


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