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Marlon Andrea

THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA (must be read with an italian accent)

ONE DAY I'MA GONNA MALTA TO BIGGA HOTEL.

INA MORNING I GO DOWN TO EAT BREAKFAST.

I TELLA WAITRESS I WANNA TWO PISSES TOAST.

SHE BRING ME ONLY ONE PISS. ITELLA HER I WANT TWO PISS.

SHE SAY GO TO THE TOILET.

I SAY YOU NO UNDERSTAND. I WANNA TWO PISS ONNA MY PLATE.

SHE SAY YOU BETTER NO PISS ONNA PLATE, YOU SONNA MA BITCH.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE LADY AND SHE CALL ME SONNA MA BITCH.

RATHER I GO TO EAT AT THE BIGGA RESTAURANT.

THE WAITRESS BRING ME A SPOON AND KNIFE, BUT NO FOCK.

I TELLA HER I WANNA FOCK SHE TELL ME EVERYONE WANNA FOCK.

I TELL HER YOU NO UNDERSTAND.

I WANNA FOCK ON THE TABLE.

SHE SAY YOU BETTER NOT FOCK ON THE TABLE, YOU SONNA MA BITCH.

SO I GO BACK TO MY ROOM INNA HOTEL AND THERE IS NO SHITS ONNA MY BED.

CALL THE MANAGER AND TELLA HIM I WANNA SHIT.

HE TELL ME TO GO TO TOILET. I SAY YOU NO UNDERSTAND. I WANNA SHIT ON MY BED.

HE SAY YOU BETTER NOT SHIT ON THE BED, YOU SONNA MA BITCH.

I GO TO THE CHECKOUT AND THE MAN AT THE DESK SAY: PEACE ON YOU.

I SAY, PISS ON YOU TOO, YOU SONNA MA BITCH, I GONNA BACK TO ITAlY.