Abecedarian: A person who is learning the alphabet.
Aglet: Plastic thing on the end of shoelaces.
Agraffe: The wire that holds the cork in a champagne bottle.
Apodyopsis: The act of mentally undressing someone.
Autolatry: The worship of one's self.
Borborygmus: The rumbling sound of gas passing through the intestine.
Cachinnation: Loud or hysterical laughter.
Clepe: To call; name.
Cruciverbalist: One who loves doing crossword puzzles.
Defenestrate: To throw out of a window.
Dicacity: Oral playfulness; talkativeness.
Euneirophrenia: Peace of mind after a pleasant dream.
Nescient: Un-educated, unaware, ignorant and stupid.
Pandiculation: Stretching and yawning before going to bed or after waking up.
Poop: An enclosed superstructure at the stern of a ship.
Rectalgia: A pain in the arse.
Tittle: A dot over the letter "i".