Adrian Quist - pissed
after darks - sharks
Al Capone - phone
almond rocks - socks
apples and pears - stairs
aristotle - bottle
babbling brook - cook
bag of fruit - suit
blood and blister - sister
Bob Hope - soap
brace and bit - shit
Captain Cook - look
cat's hiss - piss
china plate - mate
comic cuts - guts
country cousin - dozen
Dad 'n' Dave - shave
dead horse - sauce
dickory dock - clock
dog's eye - pie
dry rots - trots (diarrhea)
ducks and geese - police
frog and toad - road
Germaine Greer - ear
German band - hand
Ginger Meggs - legs
ginger beer - ear; queer
Gregory Peck - neck
ham and eggs - legs
hammer and tack - back
Henry the Third - turd
hey diddle diddle - piddle
hit and miss - piss
hoffman brick - dick
horse and cart - fart
horse's hoof - poof (homosexual)
jam tart - heart
Jimmy Britts - shits
Jimmy Dancer - cancer
Joe Blake - snake
Joe Hunt - cunt
John Hopper - copper
King Richard the Third - turd
lemon squash - wash
Lionel Rose - nose
loop the loop - soup
mallee root - prostitute
Mickey Mouse - grouse
mince pies - eyes
mystery bags - snags (sausages)
Ned Kelly - belly
Niagara Falls - balls (testicles)
Noah's Ark - shark
north and south - mouth
now is the hour - shower
on one's Pat Malone - alone
optic nerve - perve
Oxford scholar - dollar
piccadilly - chilly
plates of meat - feet
raspberry tart - fart
reg grundies - undies
Rhodes scholar - dollar
rifle range - change
Sandy McNab - cab
septic tank - yank
skin and blister - sister
sky rocket - pocket
soldiers bold - cold
steak and kidney - Sydney
tea leaf - thief
tom tits - shits
trams and trains - brains
trouble and strife - wife
Wally Grout - shout
whistle and flute - suit
woolly woofter - poofter
young and old - cold
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