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Alabama Slammer
Around the World
Atholl Brose
Bacardi Fizz
Bacardi Standard
Beachcomber
Bee's Kiss
Bermuda Rose
Between-the-sheets
Bismarck Fizz
Black Eye
Black Russian
Bloody Mary
Bunny Mother
Cock-sucking Cowboy
Daily Mail
Dance with a Dream
Death by Chocolate
Debutante's Dream
Delilah
Dirty Sock Cocktail
Do Be Careful
Down Under Dreamsickle
Eager Beaver Cocktail
Fallen Angel
Fantasio Cocktail
Fare Thee Well
Firecracker Cocktail
Flaming Hurricane
Flying Dutchman
Flying Fuck
Fog Horn
Fox Trot
French Fantasy
French Martini
French Rose
French Summer
Frisky Witch
Frothy Redhead
Fruit Loop
Fuzzy Navel
Gates of Hell
Get Laid
Ghostbuster
Gingerbread Man
Girl Scout
Glitter and Trash
Godfather
Golden Panther
Golden Slipper
Gone Tomorrow
Gorgeous
Grasshopper
The Green Flash
Gypsy
Hawaii
Honeybee
Irish Cocktail
Irish Cooler
Irish Toboggan
Kangaroo Cocktail
Laura's Theme
Layer Cake
London
Luigi
The Mad Hatter
Matador
Maltese Falcon
Mango Daiquiri
Manhattan Cocktail
Manhattan De Luxe
Mr. Manhattan
100% Dry Martini
Standard Dry Martini
Mikado
Sweet Martini
Melon Ball
Merry Widow
Mind Eraser
Mofo
Nancy's Margarita
Nantucket
Night Cap
Nightmare Cocktail
Nineteenth Hole
Nuclear Bomb
Nutcracker
Nutty Irishman
Nutty Russian
Olympia
Opening Night
Pineapple Connection
Pink Panther #1
Queen Bee
Queen of Scots
Rainbow Cocktail
Rehydrator
Roulette
Russian
Salty Dog
The Sandbar Rum Punch
Santiago
Scarlett O'Hara
The Screaming Orgasm
Screwdriver
Seabreeze
Sex on the Beach
Slippery Nipple
Sloe Screw Against The Wall
Smooth Lady
Soviet Standard
Spoiled Wench
Sugarloaf Punch
Swedish Lemonade
Take Five
Tango
Tequila Sunrise
Tequila Sunset
Terminator
That Time of the Month
Three Wise Men
Thunderclap Cocktail
To Hell with Sword and Garter!
Toxic Waste
Trinidad Punch
Tropical Paradise
Tropical Storm
Tulip
Twister
Ugly
Union Jack
Velvet Hammer
Velvet Hammer #2
Veteran
Victory
Virgin's Kiss
Vladimir
Volga Boatman
White Russian
Whoo Hoo! (as in Song II)