Seldom Asked Questions

Question: Has anyone been foolish enough to go to every Vodka Jell-O party ever?

Answer: Yes. Chip is the only poor sap that can claim the title of going to every party.

Question: What's the secret recipe for Vodka Jell-O?

Answer: See below.

Question: OK, so where in the hell is this year's party?

Answer: Well, since you asked so nicely....

Where? The Kuzinkoski's house
(e-mail for directions)
When? Saturday, September 27th, 2008, 4:20 pm
(Vodka Jell-O cooking class Sept. 26th)
Why? There's always room for Jell-O!

Classic Vodka Jell-O Recipe

This is it, revealed for the first time. The official recipe as verified by our panel of long-time snorflers.

One package of Jell-O
One cup of hot water
1/2 to 3/4 cup of vodka

Mix the Jell-O with the hot water. Completely dissolve the Jell-O. You can get the rest of the recipe perfect but if you screw this part up you'll be sorry. Add the Vodka. Am I going too fast? Put it in the coolerator. If you're really in a hurry you can put it in the freezer but most Jell-ophiles would consider this a desperate effort. Makes 'four' servings.

Alternative Vodka Jell-O Recipe

We are mostly concerned with making vast quantities, none of that fancy-pants stuff so...use your imagination! Increase the vodka quantity to a full cup. Add fruit. Add whipped cream. Use festive molds. I don't recommend jelly beans but, hey, whatever floats your boat. If you really want to make something special see the other websites on the Links page. Remember - if you don't use VODKA it's not VODKA JELL-O! However, our tests have shown that everything from José Cuervo to Everclear work just fine so feel free to research and experiment. Remember the words of Albert Einstein:

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"