A small boy was talking to God one night and he asked,
" God, how long is a million years?" God answered," Oh, to me it's about a second."
The little boy thought for a while and asked," God, how much is a million dollars?"
God looked down on the boy and replied," It's about a penny up
here in heaven."
The little boy then asked," God, can I have a penny?"
To which God replied," Just a second."