1. most of the persons and/or events portrayed within this site are fictitious. no similarity to actual persons, living, dying, or dead, is intended or should be inferred.
2. most of the concepts used in the production of this site were in no way mistreated and the construction of all of the pages on which they appeared was under strict adult supervision* with the utmost concern for their handling.
3. this cyberspace location is protected under a couple of laws, a few unproposed bills, some rules, and most moral codes of the great u. s. of a. any unauthorized exhibition, distribution, and/or reproduction of this cyberspace location or conception and/or any part thereof (including the soundtrack) may result in severe civil and criminal penalties.
4. im not really irresponsible, this page is.
5. i am too irresponsible to admit that i am.
6. i claim no responsibility for any one i kill because either i have received an unfavorable response or they once held unacceptable opinions regarding my site which they shouldnt have submitted since they didnt have a site that was more original-creative-interesting-better-offensive than mine and i didnt regret it, i still dont, and i never will because just closing my eyes and remembering the sensations within my body as i absorbed the sweet warmth of their spirit until their motionless blood was nothing more than dust is enough to assure me that i made the correct moral decision in wrenching from their desperate clasp that vigor for life that lay hidden in their meaningless, insensitive, uncaring body so that i could experience the thrill of hope that someday i may somehow chip away at the anti-vigor that rests deep within this bottomless pit of a soul that i cant even feel except for the fact that...(i disclaim this)
7. i claim no responsibility for anyone who suffers a horrible, unbearable, untimely demise that has been dragged out due solely to excessive exposure to this site.
8. i claim no responsibility for any lives that have been ruined due to an inability to escape the tightening grip of the pages contained within this site.
9. i claim no responsibility for any accidents which may occur (in the workplace or no) due to the perpetual dizziness, that will be partially contained within your head (one part within, two parts without), which is sure to follow once your aforementioned head is exposed to the doctrine of this site which will soon be spun into the very essence of your brain by my patented soul loom™.
10. i claim no irresponsibility for any praise, worship, commendations, accolades, etc. i receive from you believers that value my very existence.
11. i claim no irresponsibility for anyone who cannot figure out (from extremely obscure references referring to extremely obscure things (and who also is too lazy to read down to the bottom of the front page)) that this has been yet another site filled with inside jokes, biting sarcasm, and/or blatant exhibitions of (probably misdirected) hatred stemming from an insecure soul searching for a comforting self that offers little (if any) social insight into a world in which only one exists. cuinhell.
*by the respectable, god-fearing, members of the Geoh!cities community. theyve been on the wagon for 3 days. they really have man! we swear!