What defines a man? Is it the clothes he wears? No, for you can't judge a book by its cover (yet clothes make the man). Is it the wisdom he's gained over the years? I hope not, or I'm in trouble. Is it the books he's read and the knowledge he's gained. Afraid not, for any fool can read (except for the illiterates, but obviously *they're* not reading this). Perhaps a man is judged by his friends and enemies that he's made in his lifetime. However, I think none of these is true. There's only one way to measure a man.....by the websites he visits. So here's your chance to view those places that appease my mind. Have fun, settle in, and remember to put your tray tables up and return your seats to the upright position before your flight ends.

Seanbaby-This man is my hero. This has everything I could possibly want. He makes fun of comics, video games, the world in general, and Hostess Fruit Pies. I have never went on to the site and not laughed. Even if I didn't read anything. I think I'm classically conditioned to do so now. Weird.

The Onion-I have to put this toward the top of the list. It's a spoof newspaper with lots of great stuff in it. Honestly, I read it more of it than a real newspaper. It generally updates on Tuesdays, so visit every week!

Homestarrunner-First off, thanks to Kyle for introducing me to this site. There is very little on it that isn't amusing, but you definitely have to check out the Strong Bad E-mails - they're investigaawesome. It's great if you have DSL or something since it's mostly a lot of videos you're loading up. If you've never been, reserve yourself a couple hours to get hooked into it. And if you enjoy this site, then I have done my jorb.

Emode-This has dozens upon dozens of little personality tests you can take. What kind of dog you are, what your color is, what your superpower is, and tons more. I like learning about myself, so this is a great site.

1,001 Tasteless Jokes-Every kind of joke you can think of, but there's quite a variety of tasteless jokes. For you non-sick bastards, there's regular jokes, top 10 lists, and other tidbits of humor.

Jokes-Jokes from the sick to the normal to jokes that rag on women and those that rag on guys. So a little bit for everyone. But I still recommend the sick jokes.

Kingdomality-Kind of like a personality test (which I love). It tells you what position you would have if you were living in the Middle Ages. I, personally, have taken it several times over the years, and I've remained a constant White Knight. Joe, last I know, is a Shepherd (plays with sheep).

Women in Cartoons-Okay, for all those out there who think of me as the nice guy and proper and honorable and all that, I give you this link. I only found it today, but it's so suitable. I have to agree with most of what this guy has to say. I'm pathetic, I know.

The Spark-Another great place for tests. But these tests rule. Find out what day and how you'll die, how long will it be before you make a million dollars, how much of a Bitch/Bastard are you (I'm 33% Bastard), how many people will you have sex with in your life, and much more at this wonderful little site.

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