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Stimpson's Simpsons Sounds

A series of catch phrases (Krusty) His tell-tale laugh
(Homer) "D'oh!" (Mr. Burns) Taunting the Germans
(Homer)"Woo hoo!" (Mr. Burns) "Damnation!"
(Moe) "Well la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman." (Mr. Burns) "Oh fiddlesticks!"
(Krusty) "Ahh, close the damn thing down." (Homer) "You suck-diddly-uck, Flanders!"
(Homer) "Eww...dogwater!" (Dr. Nick) "Hi everybody!"
(Disco Stu) "Disco Stu likes disco music." (Homer) "Kiss my hairy yellow butt!"
(Apu) "I am Apu Nahasapeemapetilon." (Barney) "Yoo hoo! *Belch*"
Moe's encounter with a lie-detector! Rehearsing "Up and Atom!"
(Mr. Burns) "Bah! To Hell with this!" (Homer) "Could you speak up? I'm wearing a towel."
(Homer) "Oh no... I'm sweating like Roger Ebert." Homer explaining how a beer is a lot like a woman.
(Homer) "No time for that now; the computer's starting!" Homer encouraging Bart, by example, to say "suck."
(Homer) "To start, press any key....Where's the any key?" (Apu) "Thank you for coming! I'll see you in Hell!"
(Marge) "Homey, do you want porkchops?"
(Homer) "No, I want roast beef, you clod!"
(Young Homer) "English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England."
(Mr. Burns) "Oh, I should be resisting this, but I'm paralyzed with rage...and island rhythms."
(Homer) "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"
(Homer) "Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from Happy Land in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!"
(Apu) "Yes I'm sorry, I do not speak English. OK."
(Woman) "But you were just talking--"
(Apu) "Yes yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, OK."
(Apu) "I'm Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band! I hope I will enjoy my show!"
(Lisa) "Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?"
(Homer) "I'd say you're a lying scumbag. Why Sweetie?"
(Comicbook Store Guy) "I will now return to the comic book store where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."


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