- Roses
are red, pickles are green, I love you legs and what is in between. |
- How to keep an idiot
entertained *press down* ................... ....................
How to keep an idiot entertained *press up* |
- When
you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because
you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down |
- Why does a stupid blond
woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want
to wake the sleeping tablets! |
- A woman
likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the
doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay
for this all. |
- Be friendly with your
kids, they choose your home when you are old! |
- "I
am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
|
- "I wasn't kissing
her I was whispering in her mouth" |
-
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19%
is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in
his hand |
- As long as
they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working. |
- 3 monkeys
escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing
football and the third one was caught reading this txt message |
- All of you who believe
in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand |
- I started
out with nothing... and I still have most of it! |
- The IDEAL man does not
smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short
... does not exist |
- A bra
is one who/that keeps up what would hang down otherwise. |
- HALLO, this is your mobile.
There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,
want the smell is unbearable! |
- This
is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the
working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds." |
- I cannot think of a good
opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ??? |