Oh my gosh, what a night.. so Marianne and I went out last night cuz we were bored and needed to celebrate the need to celebrate... we were basically going to scam drinks, except that no one was out! We started off in Little Italy where the scene was old guys kicking back a few after a day's work.. so we headed to Una Mas where Jon, my cute bartender doesn't work there anymore, according to Jason, the very cute chinese bartender/owner. Ahhh... Of the few asian men that I want to jump, he's top of the list. Kinda lame there so we walked (quite drunk already) around town. Ended up at O which is right next to Tonic so we were on the balcony perving on the guys below... were completely gone by then so I told Marianne that this one guy was really cute. She goes over and picks him up for me... his name was Adam, VERY HOT... 3rd year in Schulich, but can't carry on a conversation. or maybe it was the fact that I kept forgetting his name was Adam and called him Alex by mistake. Whoops. Got sick of the club scene and Marianne really wanted a hot dog so we went to Milestone's for a bellini, ix-nayed the hot dog and grabbed a cab home to pick up Christiaan from upstairs who we called at 1am to come out with us. Ahh, yes, life is nice when a hot boy will get up at odd hours of the night and attempt to be entertaining to two drunk girls who have only remnants of what was once eloquent speech and motor skills. We went to his place, he took a shower while we watched part of rush hour 2, which, for the life of me, I coudln't understand what they were saying even though they were speaking english. It's like that german hip hop stuff Mit Dir that Jon Lau gave me once and it took me three hours before I had to ask him, "Umm, Jon? Is this english?" So Christiaan comes out wearing only a towel and says he's ready to go, so we left. haha.. just kidding. he changed. Needed food, went to 7 West, my favorite place in the world and let me just say that alcohol+shar+4 inch heels = NOT GOOD, BUT PLENTY OF FUN! Apparently when we walked into Rabbas, Christiaan got a wink from the guy who works there as he had two women on his arms. Yumm, chicken ceasar salad... came back to my place where we hung out and had an orgy.. okay just kidding about that too. Let me just say though, that I have found a new best friend - Christiaan gives the BEST massages in the world!! He learned from the salon since his parents own a couple in Yorkville. I love this boy, I get free passes to the ROM, where I'm going this afternoon... free massages, maybe Jays tickets, concert tickets and science center passes. ANd he's soo fun to hang out with! So no, PARSONS, if you're reading this, you cannot have your name back unless you have something else to offer other than your charming wit and endearing personality.. Marianne left, with chants of "Get laid tonight!" Uh huh, people, not gonna happen. They are all taking Aileen's words way too seriously, it was funny though.. I told Selina about what Aileen said, and then that I was going out last night to scam drinks and be hit on. She's like, haha... yeah, what do you want to bet I come home and find a random guy in your room? I'm like, you know, I'd bring a guy back just to see your expression... She comes home at 5am from the library after getting Marianne into a cab outside and walks in to find Christiaan giving me a massage. I don't disappoint my audiences... hehe... I didn't know people could be ticklish on their spines... if you dig deep enough into this one part, kind of in the middle and push up, it feels really good but it totally makes you laugh and flinch. So that is all, folks.. for now.. I totally trashed my phone and now it won't work so I gotta get it fixed. *sigh*
So on a more amusing note, my aunt calls me last night and she's like, Sharlene?? Thank you so much for the fruit basket! I'm like, what fruit basket? She's like, didn't you send me a fruit basket? It's signed from Sharlene and you're the only Sharlene I know! I'm like, umm, nope, wasn't me, but you're welcome! She's like, maybe it was your parents... I'm like, yup, I wish they'd tell me about this earlier!! haha... then my mom calls and she's like, where are you? And this was after we left Una Mas so I said, Hi mommy, I'm drunk and Marianne and I are trying to scam drinks off hot boys. She's like, okay, make sure he's rich and has a nice car, have fun! And that my friends, is as good as it gets.
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