Hello everybody!! Now, I realize that the only reason you are here is probably because I sent you here. The chances of somebody finding my site accidentally is not very favorable in my odds. So, I have decided to dedicate this site to whatever the heck I want!! That basically means this site will revolve around me. To this site, I AM the center of its universe...and that just makes it a little easier to go to sleep at night. Hope you enjoy delving into my cute little brain, but try not to get too disoriented!!

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Billy Idol (Speaking): Good afternoon everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to thirty thousand feet, and then we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas, and right now we're bringin you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first-class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passenger, and since we let our first-class passengers do pretty much whatever they want, here he is.

Robbie Hart (Singing):
I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you

I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you

I'll Miss you
Kiss you
Give you my coat when you are cold

I'll Need you
Feed you
Even let ya hold the remote control

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink
Put you to bed if you've had too much to drink
I could be the man who grows old with you
I wanna grow old with you