Favorite Sayings....


"You don't mess where you eat "- OR -
"You don't shit on the dinner table!"

"Knock on wood and
Fate won't when it could"

"People who live in glass houses
shouldn't throw stones"

"Don't forgive and forget,
Forgive and remember!"

"What comes from the heart-
goes to the heart"

Choose your love,
Then love your choice!

Save it or Sell it
But don't give it away.

When you love something, set it free
If it returns it is truly yours
If not, it never was to begin with.

This too shall pass

Deal as gently with the faults of others
as you do your own.

The course of true love
Never runs smooth.

The hardest thing to learn in life is
which bridges to cross and which to burn.

Forewarned is Forearmed

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

What comes around goes around

You will reap what you sew.

Beauty is altogether in the eyes
of the beholder.

Can't teach an old dog new tricks
(especially how not to shit in his own bed)

Procrastination is the thief of time

People in hell want ice water

Absence makes the heart grow fonder....

The fucking you do, sometimes, isn't
worth the fucking you'll get!