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"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter" Mark Twain
"Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool"...Kipling
"Your word is one of the most precious things you own. Do not give it lightly. Once given, do everything withing your power not to break it. A broken word, like a broken cup, can not hold very much for very long." John Roger & Peter McWilliams
"If you are not actively involve in what you want, you don't really want it." John Roger & Peter McWilliams
"Life is something like a trumpet. If you don't put anything i, you wont get anything out" W.C Hnady
"We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we've already done" Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that three of his fingers are
pointing at himself." Louis Nizer
"If you think you have given enough, think again. There is always more to give and someone to
give it to." Norman Vincent Pealebr>
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power"...Abraham Lincoln
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere"...Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Have you ever noticed that sometimes you do a better job with your hand?" Dr. Mahamood Nahvi
"There are three rings to marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering" David Lee Roth.
"From birth to age 18 A girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash." Sophie Tucker
"The ultimate lesson all of us have to learn is unconditional love, which includes not only others but ourselves as well" Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
"Love is like a flower. It shortly dies!" Unknown
"A woman's love is a man's privilege, not his right!" Unknown
"Those who say they can see through women are missing a lot." Unknown
"You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart womam with a dumb guy." Unknown
"A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally." Lillian Day
"You know it is going to be a bad day when...you wake up and discover that your waterbed sprang a leak, and then realize that you don't have a waterbed." Unknown
"That's a great outfit you're wearing...I have just the perfect hanger for it." Anonymous
Immature love says:"I love you because I need you." Mature love says:"I need you because I love you."
-Erich Fromm, psychologist. The Art of Loving, ch2.
Women are natural guerrillas. Scheming, we nestle into the enemy's bed, avoiding open warfare, watching the options, playing
the odds.
-Sally Kempton (b. 1943), U.S. author. "Cutting Loose," in Esquire (New York, July 1970).
I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
-Barbara Cartland (b. 1901), British novelist. The Isthmus Years, ch. 1 (1942).
A complete woman is probably not a very admirable creature. She is manipulative, uses other people to get her own way, and
works within whatever system she is in.
-Anita Brookner (b. 1938), British novelist, art historian. Interview in Writers at Work (Eighth Series, ed. by George Plimpton, 1988).
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress
our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys.
-Orson Welles (1915-84), U.S. filmmaker, actor, producer. Interview in David Frost, The Americans, "Can a Martian Survive by Pretending to be a Leading American Actor?"
(1970).
When you are down and out something always turns up-and it is usually the noses of your friends.
-Orson Welles (1915-85), U.S. filmmaker. New York Times (1 April 1962).
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything. Theodore Rooselvelt