I dedicate this page to Ian, with whom none of this would have been possible (in simpler terms, he took the pictures, he deserves some credit).



This is how I look after a rainy days work at UPS. Don't I look like a drowned sewer rat? (Actually, I look a little Ms. America-ish there. I don't know what happened, my hair was just being cooperative for once.) Oh well, it was work, and I am getting paid.



I like this shot. I thought it was cute. Stuffed animals are cute don't you think? If you don't think that you are a MORON and you can go to hell for all I care! (FYI, I don't believe there is a hell, so that statement made entirely no sense.)



Don't I look so snuggly under there. Well I am, so don't try to move me.



Hey look, I told you not to try to move me! You're making me laugh! Stop that!



Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Leopard skin pillows. I'm in heaven. (FYI, I don't believe there is a heaven, so that statement made entirely no sense.) Ah, sleepy time for me!!



I told you it was sleepy time. Didn't I tell you I was sleeping. Well I am, so don't try to move me.



Hello, I am the nice fairy princess. I am looking at you with kind austerity, but don't piss me off or I look like....



THIS!



Now for the new pics...pictures of me in a string band in 2001!!!!!


OK, so maybe it's not easy to see me, but I am there, I swear!!



OK, here I am after they just put on my makeup, and guess what? My face itches already!!!



Here I am after the parade, all tattered and torn, with my saxophone. Looks big on me, don't it?



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