Our Cat, Khy Junior
                          
                                 The Lady Minsparkle and I, Lord Khyron have a permanent family pet. We
                            call her Khy Junior. To start off with, her fur is a very Dark Purple. Her eyes are a
                            eerie yellow, sometimes red. She has a crescent moon in her forehead. She also
                            has very sharp claws and a little jealousy streak. Why is she named like a guy if
                            she's really a girl? Well, i shall tell you that now.
                                                         
                                        It was 6 months ago if my memory serves me right. My beloved Minsparkle
                            and i had decided to go out for a romantic evening dinner and a late night swim in
                            a pool. We got there and the table was all set up and sat down. We got to talking
                            and finally placed our order. While we were eating and having a good time, we
                            noticed a dark purple colored cat approach our table. My wife, being the sweet
                            and caring girl she is, picked up the cat and began to pet it. I helped her feed it and
                            it purred and jumped down and ran back to the bushes.
         
                                                                             
                                    As he was running back to the bushes, he startled the poor waitress and
                            made her drop our food. The waitress then proceeded to chase her with a butcher
                            knife all around the pool, calling the cat all sorts of swear names and threatening to
                            do untold horrors to its future offspring. Khy Junior snickered and stopped right in
                            the path of the running waitress. The waitress tripped over her and landed in the
                            purple water of the pool. We laughed and then Khy Junior turned to us and flashed
                            a wicked grin. The waitress climbed out of the pool and lay down on her back trying
                            to rest. Khy Junior walked up to the waitress and dragged her across the pool by
                            her hair. The waitress was screaming as Khy dragged her by her hair across the
                            pool. We broke out in laughter watching this. Khy stopped and jumped on the lady's
                            chest and grinned wickedly showing her teeth. The lady screamed and threw the
                            cat off. She ran back towards the back screaming her head off. Khy Junior jumped
                            in front of her and tripped her again. The waitress fell in the pool yet again.
                                                         
                                    The waitress climbed out of the pool and ran away as fast as she could.. Khy Junior
                            flashed us an evil grin and ran after her. She chased the waitress all around and we laughed as
                            she was freaking out. Khy Junior jumped on the waitresses hair from the fence. She freaked
                            out and we laughed our head off. The waitress tripped and Khy dragged her across da poll and
                            into the bushes. We watched the events laughing all the time. The cat vanished and we went
                            back to our meal. we heard a snicker every now and then and finally saw the waitress grab
                            a gun and shoot herself. Khy Junior stepped out of the bushes, laughed evily, and walked back
                            into the bushes. We wantd that cat for our own, but she was nowhere to be found. So we
                            went back to our meal and laughed our heads of.
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