Welcome to CHIM CHIM's PAGE of RANDOM CHAOTIC COOLNESS

Welcome to my page all you hip kats and kittens. I am Chim Chim the Monkey, aka Stan Hart. Or rather should I say Reverend CHIMCHIM. I live in Trenton Ontario, Canada and blah blah blah, yackity smackity.... Maybe I'll put a bio section in for those who care....Until then feel free to Email me about anything you wanna know. But don't ICQ me, I found out what the 'Q' stands for so I don't use it anymore!!!! This is my Homepage, such as it is. I don't often update it. It's purpose is to show off my HTML skills (self-taught) and collect links I like in one place so I can say to people, "well just check out my site, there are links to all those cool site", and, of course, they don't cause no one listens to me...

I made a NEW Cult Horror Movie QUIZ(or maybe I didn't and the old quiz expired, but you never know):
Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!
I'm pretty sure if you visited every page here and followed every link you'd score pretty well.






Now you too can live forever just like me. A whole lot of other cool gadgets, like a do it yourself teleportation machine, here too!!!


As I said before, the main purpose of this page is to put anything and everything I find, do, or make on the web here in one place for myself and all you wonderful silly little people to see...If I find something on the Net I think is cool, well you can bet your last nickel its here somewhere...And if I just get an urge (within Geocities Guidelines of course, cause I get a lot of urges that don't apply and would get me deleted again) to do something on a webpage, WELL HELL, I can do it here....And all you poor bastards from Santa Maria (the Hell which I call a job, and if crime doesn't pay, my job is a crime) who visit, and I know you do, sign the damn guestbook or wallow in your own uncoolness.




Well here it is, back again...
So ya don't hafta keep asking me, I warn you I never use the Fricken Thing cause when I do I get all kinds of people ICQing (which as I said I don't use anymore, I bet there are litterally hundreds of messages sent into oblivion since I trashed it from my computer) and emailing and it makes EVI jealous...I got enough ICQs from assheads who can't read cause they are to busy staring at EVI's tits when she is on it.



One of my old hobbies, well let's say it was a mission, was to sign every GUESTBOOK on the net. My other hope and dream was that everyone signs mine. But of course Guestbooks are uncool these days, as are Homepages (cause not many people have the intelligence to make one), Now all the 'cool people' BLOG... I had some pretty cool kats sign my previous guestbook, if you were lucky enough to be one of them then you ARE in my cool book!!!! The rest of you, well you can sign my lamo new geocities guestbook, but it's pretty lame and doesn't let you use HTML and so only my girlfriend even bothers to look at it.

SO SIGN THE LAMO GUESTBOOK
VIEW THE BORING PIECE 'O' CRAP
AND VIEW THE OLD (and coolest on the net, that the greedy Di$ney corporate whores tried to shut down) HERE


CHAOTIC COOL VISITS SO FAR: millions and million


I QUIT this do to lack of participation, so don't click the picture below (it goes the same place your life is, and I don't want to ruin the surprise)!!!!
Getting together with a bunch of like-minded indiviuals, having a few, and fighting and watching fights!!!

QUINTE AREA FIGHT CLUB!!!!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

--Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

Read some previous Quotes on the Quote Page...

LINK OF THE WEEK!!!!!



Many of us Canadians, as well as the rest of the world, seem to think Americans are dummies or assholes because of their Preident. Yet every American I talk to seems to hate their President, which leads me to believe that they are just as cool as the rest of us. In 2008, the Americans once again get a chance to show us all how cool they are...if you are American, exercise your Constitutional right and VOTE WALKEN!!!!





Check it out!!! and check the other chaotically cool links below!!! Just click on one of the spinning chains to get to a page of cool links!!! Killing time is better than killing yourself (or is it the same thing?!?!)


CHAOTIC COOL LINKS