Hey you! Ever caught with your pants down? Well, that's your problem. I can't solve everything. But these Quotes should brighten your day!
"When people tell me they are happy, my ass begins to twitch."
"You people make my ass twitch."
Meg Ryan, pretending to be Luc Tessyer, in French Kiss.
"Face it! You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie..."
"You burp and guys think it's cute. You puke and they line up to hold your hair back."
"The only life I saw for the past million miles were the hypnotized bunnies, and most of them are now wedged in the tires."
"You're a city girl. You're Mary Tyler Moore."
"This isn't some make fun of the tourist thing, is it?"
"What's this?"
"I have teeth, they're not mine."
"You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
"Strive to drive proactively!"
"What am I? A doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?"
"Holy Interplanetary yardstick, Batman!"
"You belong in a circus....right next to the dog-faced boy!"
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we
believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe. "
"I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"
"She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the
taste of a man's tonsils."
"Tea. Earl Gray. Hot."
"ooh ooh ooh!"
"That's not a knife....THIS is a knife"
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese."
"Add it up, it all spells DUH."
"Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream."
"For I am Costanza, lord of the idiots."
"Serenity NOW!"
"Look at you! You run like a girl! Run like a man! Lift your knees!"
"Knock knock!"
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Kevin Kline, as Luc Tessyer, in French Kiss
"how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up. It'll be anarchy!"
John Bender, The breakfast Club. (ahh the 80's)
Abby Barnes, the truth about Cats and Dogs
Felicia, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
"If you lay a hand on me again, I'll be mailing it back to you."
David O'Hara as Sean Kelly, in the Matchmaker.
Janeane Garofalo, as Marcie Tizard in the Matchmaker.
"That's a....spoon!"
"And what do we use it for?"
"We.....EAT with it!"
"and what's this?"
"that's a.....FARK!"
"And what do we do with it?"
"We......EAT WITH IT!"
"Right! And what's this?"
"that's a knife!"
"What do we do with it?"
"We stab out blindly those who would make us eat with a fark and spoon!"
--From The Monkees television show.
--Brendan Shanahan to Jay Leno
--From Pride and Prejudice (Mr. Darcy)
--Cathy
"I'm a doctor, not an escalator!"
"Behold! I am the archangel Gabriel!"
--Bones McCoy, Original Star Trek series.
"Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our nose and we blew it!"
--Robin, Batman tv series
--Captain Kirk (although perhaps more suitable for him)
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "
"I was known as the chief grave robber of my state."
--Dan Quayle
--???
--Lord Flasheart, Blackadder II
--Capt. Picard, Star Trek-TNG.
--Horshak, Welome Back Kotter.
--Crocodile Dundee
--The Joker (jack nicholson) Batman
--Joon, Benny and Joon
--Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (tv series)
--James Bond
--George Costanza, Seinfeld
--Frank Costanza, Seinfeld
--Kramer to George, Seinfeld
"Who's there?"
"FREE PORN!"
--Written on the Magna-Doodle on the door to Joey and Chandler's apartment, Friends
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