"When people tell me they are happy, my ass begins to twitch."
Kevin Kline, as Luc Tessyer, in French Kiss
"You people make my ass twitch."
Meg Ryan, pretending to be Luc Tessyer, in French Kiss.
"Face it! You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie..."
"how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up. It'll be anarchy!"
John Bender, The breakfast Club. (ahh the 80's)
"You burp and guys think it's cute. You puke and they line up to hold your hair back."
Abby Barnes, the truth about Cats and Dogs
"The only life I saw for the past million miles were the hypnotized bunnies, and most of them are now wedged in the tires."
Felicia, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
"You're a city girl. You're Mary Tyler Moore."
"If you lay a hand on me again, I'll be mailing it back to you."
David O'Hara as Sean Kelly, in the Matchmaker.
"This isn't some make fun of the tourist thing, is it?"
Janeane Garofalo, as Marcie Tizard in the Matchmaker.
"What's this?"
"That's a....spoon!"
"And what do we use it for?"
"We.....EAT with it!"
"and what's this?"
"that's a.....FARK!"
"And what do we do with it?"
"We......EAT WITH IT!"
"Right! And what's this?"
"that's a knife!"
"What do we do with it?"
"We stab out blindly those who would make us eat with a fark and spoon!"
--From The Monkees television show.
"I have teeth, they're not mine."
--Brendan Shanahan to Jay Leno
"You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
--From Pride and Prejudice (Mr. Darcy)
"Strive to drive proactively!"
--Cathy
"What am I? A doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?"
"I'm a doctor, not an escalator!"
"Behold! I am the archangel Gabriel!"
--Bones McCoy, Original Star Trek series.
"Holy Interplanetary yardstick, Batman!"
"Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our nose and we blew it!"
--Robin, Batman tv series
"You belong in a circus....right next to the dog-faced boy!"
--Captain Kirk (although perhaps more suitable for him)
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we
believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe. "
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "
"I was known as the chief grave robber of my state."
--Dan Quayle
"I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"
--???
"She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the
taste of a man's tonsils."
--Lord Flasheart, Blackadder II
"Tea. Earl Gray. Hot."
--Capt. Picard, Star Trek-TNG.
"ooh ooh ooh!"
--Horshak, Welome Back Kotter.
"That's not a knife....THIS is a knife"
--Crocodile Dundee
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
--The Joker (jack nicholson) Batman
"Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese."
--Joon, Benny and Joon
"Add it up, it all spells DUH."
--Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (tv series)
"Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream."
--James Bond
"For I am Costanza, lord of the idiots."
--George Costanza, Seinfeld
"Serenity NOW!"
--Frank Costanza, Seinfeld
"Look at you! You run like a girl! Run like a man! Lift your knees!"
--Kramer to George, Seinfeld
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"FREE PORN!"
--Written on the Magna-Doodle on the door to Joey and Chandler's apartment, Friends
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