The weirdest Survey Ever

It's the weirdest survey EVER!

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How old are you? Under 18 years old Between 19 and 24 years old Between 25 and 34 years old Between 35 and 44 years old More than 45 years old You find this survey hilarious because: You have the IQ of a small rodent...maybe. YOu have the IQ of Einstein and the body to match. Because, dammit, it's funny, and I like my surveys funny! You are the writer/producer/creator of SouthPark. You are in a box. There is a person talking above you. What are they saying? "It's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not..." "Nebooboo! Biiebiie! Doobely boo!" (As in any of the dialogue in an episode of teletubbies) "Paper or Plastic?" In a BOX? Are you NUTS? This is the weirdest survey EVER!!! If you could teach the world to sing, what song would you teach them? C is for Cookie (from Seasame street). The Mentos jingle. John Lennon's 'Imagine'. Barbie Girl, by AQUA. What is your reason for living? Reese Peanut butter cups (yum!) The betterment of humanity. Sex. To be with your one true love. Which is better, Sex or Food or Sex with Food? Sex. Food Sex WITH food Which of these is closest to your fondest dream? Using chocolate body paint on 5, no 6, no! 16 of your favourite stars. Sitting on the couch watching reruns of Days of Our Lives and Three's Company. Smearing cheesecake on your neighbour's dog. Watching Rocky Horror until you want to string Rocky up by his little gold speedos. Running as fast as you can until you forget your name. (Running in one place is optional.) Mulder & Scully should: Get together on the basis that all humanity would be saved and there would be lots of gratuitious sex. Stay as far away from each other as possible. Scully in Hong Kong and Mulder in Alaska. Give in to their odd desires and cook each other over a flaming spit. Stay the same as always, close yet far apart.(let me say this is BORING!) To you, Karen's World means: More than the sun, moon, star, and chocolate all put together! Karen's World? Is that where I am. Geez, what a loser. That I've obviously hit the lowest point in my miserable life. that I couldn't get higher even if I was on SPEED! (the drug, not the movie.) You think that SPAM is: ICKY YUMMY! Meat by-products A torture device left by alien invaders To you, Barbie symbolizes: the forces of good the dark side Everything women should be Everything men should be A plastic doll with a plastic intelligence (Jane's Question!) To you toplessness is: Every woman's god-given right Exciting Only something the Earth Mother should do A DANG good reason to visit Toronto (where toplessness is legal for women) If you had 3 million dollars you would: SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!!! HORDE HORDE HORDE!!!!! Give it away to all the little birdies Stab out blindly those who would make you eat with a fork and spoon!!: Under 18 years old; Between 19 and 24 years old; Between 25 and 34 years old; Between 35 and 44 years old; More than 45 years old
You find this survey hilarious because: You have the IQ of a small rodent...maybe. YOu have the IQ of Einstein and the body to match. Because, dammit, it's funny, and I like my surveys funny! You are the writer/producer/creator of SouthPark.: You have the IQ of a small rodent...maybe.; YOu have the IQ of Einstein and the body to match.; Because, dammit, it's funny, and I like my surveys funny!; You are the writer/producer/creator of SouthPark.
You are in a box. There is a person talking above you. What are they saying? "It's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not..." "Nebooboo! Biiebiie! Doobely boo!" (As in any of the dialogue in an episode of teletubbies) "Paper or Plastic?" In a BOX? Are you NUTS? This is the weirdest survey EVER!!! If you could teach the world to sing, what song would you teach them? C is for Cookie (from Seasame street). The Mentos jingle. John Lennon's 'Imagine'. Barbie Girl, by AQUA. What is your reason for living? Reese Peanut butter cups (yum!) The betterment of humanity. Sex. To be with your one true love. Which is better, Sex or Food or Sex with Food? Sex. Food Sex WITH food Which of these is closest to your fondest dream? Using chocolate body paint on 5, no 6, no! 16 of your favourite stars. Sitting on the couch watching reruns of Days of Our Lives and Three's Company. Smearing cheesecake on your neighbour's dog. Watching Rocky Horror until you want to string Rocky up by his little gold speedos. Running as fast as you can until you forget your name. (Running in one place is optional.) Mulder & Scully should: Get together on the basis that all humanity would be saved and there would be lots of gratuitious sex. Stay as far away from each other as possible. Scully in Hong Kong and Mulder in Alaska. Give in to their odd desires and cook each other over a flaming spit. Stay the same as always, close yet far apart.(let me say this is BORING!) To you, Karen's World means: More than the sun, moon, star, and chocolate all put together! Karen's World? Is that where I am. Geez, what a loser. That I've obviously hit the lowest point in my miserable life. that I couldn't get higher even if I was on SPEED! (the drug, not the movie.) You think that SPAM is: ICKY YUMMY! Meat by-products A torture device left by alien invaders To you, Barbie symbolizes: the forces of good the dark side Everything women should be Everything men should be A plastic doll with a plastic intelligence (Jane's Question!) To you toplessness is: Every woman's god-given right Exciting Only something the Earth Mother should do A DANG good reason to visit Toronto (where toplessness is legal for women) If you had 3 million dollars you would: SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!!! HORDE HORDE HORDE!!!!! Give it away to all the little birdies Stab out blindly those who would make you eat with a fork and spoon!!: "It's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not..."; "Nebooboo! Biiebiie! Doobely boo!" (As in any of the dialogue in an episode of teletubbies); "Paper or Plastic?"; In a BOX? Are you NUTS? This is the weirdest survey EVER!!!
If you could teach the world to sing, what song would you teach them? C is for Cookie (from Seasame street). The Mentos jingle. John Lennon's 'Imagine'. Barbie Girl, by AQUA. What is your reason for living? Reese Peanut butter cups (yum!) The betterment of humanity. Sex. To be with your one true love. Which is better, Sex or Food or Sex with Food? Sex. Food Sex WITH food Which of these is closest to your fondest dream? Using chocolate body paint on 5, no 6, no! 16 of your favourite stars. Sitting on the couch watching reruns of Days of Our Lives and Three's Company. Smearing cheesecake on your neighbour's dog. Watching Rocky Horror until you want to string Rocky up by his little gold speedos. Running as fast as you can until you forget your name. (Running in one place is optional.) Mulder & Scully should: Get together on the basis that all humanity would be saved and there would be lots of gratuitious sex. Stay as far away from each other as possible. Scully in Hong Kong and Mulder in Alaska. Give in to their odd desires and cook each other over a flaming spit. Stay the same as always, close yet far apart.(let me say this is BORING!) To you, Karen's World means: More than the sun, moon, star, and chocolate all put together! Karen's World? Is that where I am. Geez, what a loser. That I've obviously hit the lowest point in my miserable life. that I couldn't get higher even if I was on SPEED! (the drug, not the movie.) You think that SPAM is: ICKY YUMMY! Meat by-products A torture device left by alien invaders To you, Barbie symbolizes: the forces of good the dark side Everything women should be Everything men should be A plastic doll with a plastic intelligence (Jane's Question!) To you toplessness is: Every woman's god-given right Exciting Only something the Earth Mother should do A DANG good reason to visit Toronto (where toplessness is legal for women) If you had 3 million dollars you would: SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!!! HORDE HORDE HORDE!!!!! Give it away to all the little birdies Stab out blindly those who would make you eat with a fork and spoon!!: C is for Cookie (from Seasame street).; The Mentos jingle.; John Lennon's 'Imagine'.; Barbie Girl, by AQUA.
What is your reason for living? Reese Peanut butter cups (yum!) The betterment of humanity. Sex. To be with your one true love. Which is better, Sex or Food or Sex with Food? Sex. Food Sex WITH food Which of these is closest to your fondest dream? Using chocolate body paint on 5, no 6, no! 16 of your favourite stars. Sitting on the couch watching reruns of Days of Our Lives and Three's Company. Smearing cheesecake on your neighbour's dog. Watching Rocky Horror until you want to string Rocky up by his little gold speedos. Running as fast as you can until you forget your name. (Running in one place is optional.) Mulder & Scully should: Get together on the basis that all humanity would be saved and there would be lots of gratuitious sex. Stay as far away from each other as possible. Scully in Hong Kong and Mulder in Alaska. Give in to their odd desires and cook each other over a flaming spit. Stay the same as always, close yet far apart.(let me say this is BORING!) To you, Karen's World means: More than the sun, moon, star, and chocolate all put together! Karen's World? Is that where I am. Geez, what a loser. That I've obviously hit the lowest point in my miserable life. that I couldn't get higher even if I was on SPEED! (the drug, not the movie.) You think that SPAM is: ICKY YUMMY! Meat by-products A torture device left by alien invaders To you, Barbie symbolizes: the forces of good the dark side Everything women should be Everything men should be A plastic doll with a plastic intelligence (Jane's Question!) To you toplessness is: Every woman's god-given right Exciting Only something the Earth Mother should do A DANG good reason to visit Toronto (where toplessness is legal for women) If you had 3 million dollars you would: SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!!! HORDE HORDE HORDE!!!!! Give it away to all the little birdies Stab out blindly those who would make you eat with a fork and spoon!!: Reese Peanut butter cups (yum!); The betterment of humanity.; Sex.; To be with your one true love.
Which is better, Sex or Food or Sex with Food? Sex. Food Sex WITH food Which of these is closest to your fondest dream? Using chocolate body paint on 5, no 6, no! 16 of your favourite stars. Sitting on the couch watching reruns of Days of Our Lives and Three's Company. Smearing cheesecake on your neighbour's dog. Watching Rocky Horror until you want to string Rocky up by his little gold speedos. Running as fast as you can until you forget your name. (Running in one place is optional.) Mulder & Scully should: Get together on the basis that all humanity would be saved and there would be lots of gratuitious sex. Stay as far away from each other as possible. Scully in Hong Kong and Mulder in Alaska. Give in to their odd desires and cook each other over a flaming spit. Stay the same as always, close yet far apart.(let me say this is BORING!) To you, Karen's World means: More than the sun, moon, star, and chocolate all put together! Karen's World? Is that where I am. Geez, what a loser. That I've obviously hit the lowest point in my miserable life. that I couldn't get higher even if I was on SPEED! (the drug, not the movie.) You think that SPAM is: ICKY YUMMY! Meat by-products A torture device left by alien invaders To you, Barbie symbolizes: the forces of good the dark side Everything women should be Everything men should be A plastic doll with a plastic intelligence (Jane's Question!) To you toplessness is: Every woman's god-given right Exciting Only something the Earth Mother should do A DANG good reason to visit Toronto (where toplessness is legal for women) If you had 3 million dollars you would: SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!!! HORDE HORDE HORDE!!!!! Give it away to all the little birdies Stab out blindly those who would make you eat with a fork and spoon!!: Sex.; Food; Sex WITH food
Which of these is closest to your fondest dream? Using chocolate body paint on 5, no 6, no! 16 of your favourite stars. Sitting on the couch watching reruns of Days of Our Lives and Three's Company. Smearing cheesecake on your neighbour's dog. Watching Rocky Horror until you want to string Rocky up by his little gold speedos. Running as fast as you can until you forget your name. (Running in one place is optional.) Mulder & Scully should: Get together on the basis that all humanity would be saved and there would be lots of gratuitious sex. Stay as far away from each other as possible. Scully in Hong Kong and Mulder in Alaska. Give in to their odd desires and cook each other over a flaming spit. Stay the same as always, close yet far apart.(let me say this is BORING!) To you, Karen's World means: More than the sun, moon, star, and chocolate all put together! Karen's World? Is that where I am. Geez, what a loser. That I've obviously hit the lowest point in my miserable life. that I couldn't get higher even if I was on SPEED! (the drug, not the movie.) You think that SPAM is: ICKY YUMMY! Meat by-products A torture device left by alien invaders To you, Barbie symbolizes: the forces of good the dark side Everything women should be Everything men should be A plastic doll with a plastic intelligence (Jane's Question!) To you toplessness is: Every woman's god-given right Exciting Only something the Earth Mother should do A DANG good reason to visit Toronto (where toplessness is legal for women) If you had 3 million dollars you would: SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!!! HORDE HORDE HORDE!!!!! Give it away to all the little birdies Stab out blindly those who would make you eat with a fork and spoon!!: Using chocolate body paint on 5, no 6, no! 16 of your favourite stars.; Sitting on the couch watching reruns of Days of Our Lives and Three's Company.; Smearing cheesecake on your neighbour's dog.; Watching Rocky Horror until you want to string Rocky up by his little gold speedos.; Running as fast as you can until you forget your name. (Running in one place is optional.)
Mulder & Scully should: Get together on the basis that all humanity would be saved and there would be lots of gratuitious sex. Stay as far away from each other as possible. Scully in Hong Kong and Mulder in Alaska. Give in to their odd desires and cook each other over a flaming spit. Stay the same as always, close yet far apart.(let me say this is BORING!) To you, Karen's World means: More than the sun, moon, star, and chocolate all put together! Karen's World? Is that where I am. Geez, what a loser. That I've obviously hit the lowest point in my miserable life. that I couldn't get higher even if I was on SPEED! (the drug, not the movie.) You think that SPAM is: ICKY YUMMY! Meat by-products A torture device left by alien invaders To you, Barbie symbolizes: the forces of good the dark side Everything women should be Everything men should be A plastic doll with a plastic intelligence (Jane's Question!) To you toplessness is: Every woman's god-given right Exciting Only something the Earth Mother should do A DANG good reason to visit Toronto (where toplessness is legal for women) If you had 3 million dollars you would: SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!!! HORDE HORDE HORDE!!!!! Give it away to all the little birdies Stab out blindly those who would make you eat with a fork and spoon!!: Get together on the basis that all humanity would be saved and there would be lots of gratuitious sex.; Stay as far away from each other as possible. Scully in Hong Kong and Mulder in Alaska.; Give in to their odd desires and cook each other over a flaming spit.; Stay the same as always, close yet far apart.(let me say this is BORING!)
To you, Karen's World means: More than the sun, moon, star, and chocolate all put together! Karen's World? Is that where I am. Geez, what a loser. That I've obviously hit the lowest point in my miserable life. that I couldn't get higher even if I was on SPEED! (the drug, not the movie.) You think that SPAM is: ICKY YUMMY! Meat by-products A torture device left by alien invaders To you, Barbie symbolizes: the forces of good the dark side Everything women should be Everything men should be A plastic doll with a plastic intelligence (Jane's Question!) To you toplessness is: Every woman's god-given right Exciting Only something the Earth Mother should do A DANG good reason to visit Toronto (where toplessness is legal for women) If you had 3 million dollars you would: SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!!! HORDE HORDE HORDE!!!!! Give it away to all the little birdies Stab out blindly those who would make you eat with a fork and spoon!!: More than the sun, moon, star, and chocolate all put together!; Karen's World? Is that where I am. Geez, what a loser.; That I've obviously hit the lowest point in my miserable life.; that I couldn't get higher even if I was on SPEED! (the drug, not the movie.)
You think that SPAM is: ICKY YUMMY! Meat by-products A torture device left by alien invaders To you, Barbie symbolizes: the forces of good the dark side Everything women should be Everything men should be A plastic doll with a plastic intelligence (Jane's Question!) To you toplessness is: Every woman's god-given right Exciting Only something the Earth Mother should do A DANG good reason to visit Toronto (where toplessness is legal for women) If you had 3 million dollars you would: SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!!! HORDE HORDE HORDE!!!!! Give it away to all the little birdies Stab out blindly those who would make you eat with a fork and spoon!!: ICKY; YUMMY!; Meat by-products; A torture device left by alien invaders
To you, Barbie symbolizes: the forces of good the dark side Everything women should be Everything men should be A plastic doll with a plastic intelligence (Jane's Question!) To you toplessness is: Every woman's god-given right Exciting Only something the Earth Mother should do A DANG good reason to visit Toronto (where toplessness is legal for women) If you had 3 million dollars you would: SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!!! HORDE HORDE HORDE!!!!! Give it away to all the little birdies Stab out blindly those who would make you eat with a fork and spoon!!: the forces of good; the dark side; Everything women should be; Everything men should be; A plastic doll with a plastic intelligence
(Jane's Question!) To you toplessness is: Every woman's god-given right Exciting Only something the Earth Mother should do A DANG good reason to visit Toronto (where toplessness is legal for women) If you had 3 million dollars you would: SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!!! HORDE HORDE HORDE!!!!! Give it away to all the little birdies Stab out blindly those who would make you eat with a fork and spoon!!: Every woman's god-given right; Exciting; Only something the Earth Mother should do; A DANG good reason to visit Toronto (where toplessness is legal for women)
If you had 3 million dollars you would: SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!!! HORDE HORDE HORDE!!!!! Give it away to all the little birdies Stab out blindly those who would make you eat with a fork and spoon!!: SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!!!; HORDE HORDE HORDE!!!!!; Give it away to all the little birdies; Stab out blindly those who would make you eat with a fork and spoon!!

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