My List Of Annoying Things
- Any TV evangelist
- Anyone who slurps their coffee
- Anyone who uses a highlighter
- Anyone who voted twice for Ross Perot
- Anyone who knows all moons of Jupiter
- Sam Donaldson
- Any lawyer who advertises
- Anyone who picks on cute Viking fans!!
- Any Holly Hunter movie except The Piano
- People who dont use their turn signals
- Bill Gates
- Bill Gates' hair stylist
- Any Sylvester Stone movie but Rocky
- People who cut in at the last second in a merge
- The people who wont let me cut in at the last second at a merge
- Going to the dentist
- Hearing about someone who has to go to the dentist
Favorite Movies
- Charade
- Casablanca
- Any Hitchcock movie
- My Man Godfrey
- Searching For Bobby Fisher
- When Harry Met Sally
Things I Gave Out To Trick or Treaters
- Maps from AAA
- Butterfingers from last year
- Any "to do" list
- Dog treats (only to kids dressed as dogs!!)
- Something green and yellow
- My 1988 tax return
- Postage stamps from around the world
- My "Number one dad mug" (so I am guarenteed not to get it again next year on father's day)
- Any music that has someone dressed in a leisure suit on the cover
- My chess is for geeks bumper sticker
Frank's Driving Tips and Unofficial Rules of the Road
- If you are going to cut me off, find the accelerator
- Always let blonde males in convertibles merge in
- If you can't keep in your lane .. try driving on the shoulder
- Pedestrians are small .. cars are big ... do pediastrians really have the right of way??
- Women driving VW Cabriolets are usually dangerous
- Highways are freeways in the west, expressways in the midwest and parkways in the east ... wonder whether that means something
- flashing red means stop .. not stop forever
- Always stay a car length away from the front of the car ahead of you
- Those little fish on back of cars have an enscription that means ... dangerous driver
More lists to come
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