Whiskey, Mystics and Men Well I'll tell you a story of whiskey & mystics & men And about the believers, & how the whole thing began First there were women & children obeying the moon Then daylight brought wisdom & fever & sickness too soon You can try to remind me instead of the other you can You can help to insure That we all insecure our command If you don't give a listen I won't try to tell your new hand This is it can't you see That we all have our end in the band And if all of the teachers & preachers of wealth were arraigned We could see quite a future for me in the literal sands And if all of the people could claim to inspect such regret Well we'd have no forgiveness forgetfulness faithful remorse So I tell you I tell you I tell you We must send away We must try to find a new answer instead of a way