This photo was kindly modelled for us by popular footballer David Beckham and Cheesecake Land's resident Posh Spice lookalike, Jim Watts. Our thanks to them.
Name: The Ultrafoetus E-mail: buzz@ultrafoetus.freeserve.co.uk URL: http://www.ultrafoetus.freeserve.co.uk Caption: SAD SWEET CREAMER: Elliot Smith whines like a big girl over a cup of coffee, hence the play on the name of 70's soul sensations Sweet Sensation's sensational 70's smash 'Sad Sweet Dreamer', in which the word 'Dreamer' is replaced by the word 'Creamer', a word for one of those small cartons of cream that you get in cafes/cheap restaurants.
Name: Luap Caption: Is it a bird is is a plane? No, it's that dippy, irritating, celebrity, slapper type bird, (and I think that's Posh Spice standing next to him).
Name: Badger E-mail: badger@sett.de Caption: Super, smashing, lovely, great. Now the Beckham you already have, that's s.a.f.e. Do you want to play for more?"
Name: McDoop E-mail: mcdoop@email.com URL: (by the way that email address really works... try it and see... but this URL doesn't, surprisingly enough) Caption: "Bollocks, I knew I should have asked Baby Spice."
Name: Bagel E-mail: treblekicked@placidcasual.fsnet.co.uk URL:www.placidcasual.fsnet.co.uk Caption: Luckily, David was smiling when the wind changed direction...
Name: Siggi E-mail: siggi7mac@ctv.es Caption: So this is what POSH feels like.
Name: The One With The Hair E-mail: new_dinosaur@hotmail.com URL: qwhioeffffffffffffffff13 Caption: "Ha ha haa, my evil plan is working. Under the guise of Posh Spice, I have been able to distract David Beckham with a photo-shoot for Philonski's Caption Competition, and now, under the disguise of this Superman cape, I can REMOVE HIS LIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Name: Mr Dozy E-mail: richard.smart@iname.com Caption: DON'T MOVE Mr BECKHAM! I've got a gun under this cape.
Name: mike E-mail: mikensegul@aol.com Caption: krypton inbreeding
Name: mike E-mail: sasquatchnuts28@aol.com Caption: Limeys suck period Name: Anatole Marie Caption: This time Pauly Shore's gone too far.
Name: eeeeyan E-mail: eeeeyan@farts.com Caption: He-hey! Watch that wandering hand...
Name: Tony E-mail: anthony@creaker.demon.co.uk URL: So are You! Caption: David is DEFINITELY my LEFT hand man!
Name: Tony E-mail: anthony@creaker.demon.co.uk URL: So are You! Caption: David is DEFINITELY my RIGHT hand man!
Name: Tony E-mail: anthony@creaker.demon.co.uk URL: So are You! Caption: David is DEFINITELY my NO hands man!
Name: Mr Dozy E-mail: richard.smart@iname.com Caption: JESUS! I hate being a siamese twin.
Name: The Lieutenant E-mail: lt.hollers@technologist.com URL: www.mdqnet.net/thelieutenant Caption: Superman bravely jumps into David Beckham's chest to save our Vic from a fate worse than death.
Name: Badger E-mail: badger@sett.de URL: www.sett.de Caption: Super Spice and Footy Spice smile through clenched teeth as they
desperately try to explain how they could let England lose to ROMANIA, without
giving the answer that they were BLATANTLY OFF SHAGGING SOMEWHERE INSTEAD OF
DOING THEIR JOB. - The Guardian
Name: Carol Vordeman E-mail: cv@channel4.co.uk URL: www.carolvordemanrulestheworld.co.uk Caption: ARGHHHHHHH
Name: Lizzi E-mail: lizzi73@mailcity.com Caption: so David, what do you think to the without any makeup look???
This picture comes courtesy of the Colne Institute of Bizarre Photography. (Go to the Games section or click here to see the Caption Competition archive.)
Name: McDoop E-mail: mcdoop@email.com Caption: "this wasn't in the brochure," ethel grinned, as the saga holiday rep seized her by the waist and... Name: Tha Buzz E-mail: buzz@ultrafoetus.freeserve.co.uk Caption: ROCKIN' IN THE BRIE WORLD (l-r): Neil Young and Gorky's Zygotic Mynci's Euros Childs confuse the crowds outside the Pompidou Centre. Name: Badger E-mail: badger@sett.co.uk Caption: "Help! Stop taking photographs and HELP! I've got a funny little man stuck to my back!!! HELP!!!" Name: Anonymous Caption: Excuse me miss, but you've got something on your back.
Name: Bahgui E-mail: treblekicked@placidcasual.fsnet.co.uk URL:www.placidcasual.fsnet.co.uk Caption: "I'm not a real marmoset." Name: sam Caption: sid misunderstood the rules of the colne annual pipe-cleaning competition.
