When life is tough, nothing seems to be going well and everybody has turned against you, all doctors can advice you only one thing when they are reasonable:Sing the Rubber Ducky Song!!!You'll feel better, guaranteed.

Monologue Ernie in front of the song:
Ooh, here I am in my tubby again,
And my tubby is all filled with water and nice fluffy fluffs.
And I got my soap and my wash-glove to wash myself,
Then I got my nifty scrubbrush, to help me scrub my back
Then I got a big fluffy towel to dry myself when I am done.
But there is one other thing that makes tubbytime the very best time of the whole day;
And do you know what that is?
It's a very special friend of mine
My very favourite little pal

Song:
Ooh Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;

(woh woh, bee doh!)

Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky,you're my very best friend, it's true!

(doo doo doo dooooo, doo doo)

Chorus:
Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's cute and yellow and chubby
(Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.

(Talking)
Hey Rubber Ducky, would you like me to scrub your back?
With my nifty little scrub brush?
You would?Ok!How's this?
(he he he he he)
Hey, do you want me to scrub behind your ears?
Oh I see, you don't have any ears, do you?
(he he he he he)
So how about your tummy?
Scrub this little Ducky tummy!
Ooooh, he's tickling....
(he he he he he)
Oooh ooh!

(repeat chorus)

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of-
Rubber Ducky,I'd like a whole pond of-
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you!

(doo doo, be doo)

The song behind this text can be send to YOU if you contact Willem on ICQ, no.27985825
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