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First I would like to explain that ALANderson © ™ is an affiliate of Alan F. Anderson and the Alan F. Anderson Corporation which is NOT associated in partnership, by proxy, or otherwise with any other person or persons.

Let it be known that here (wherever you are) at this moment (what time is it?) you have found the OFFICIAL address of the official ALANderson and by no means, way, shape or form is this binding, restricted, for sale, or otherwise engaged in any means, by self, proxie, by relation or kinship to that what is known as the Twilight Zone!

There is also not to be a distribution of the stocks, shares, profits, or posessions know to be of, by, for, or about the newly founded King of Tang-Go-Watt!!!! the one person! that one individual! the Most Magnifcent Mentor to hit this side of THE BARN!! ALANderson....

"In the days of old when Knights were Bold..." Is the official format to be taken by any or all desiring to be in posession of, affixiated by, or likewise wanting to use an Official Roberts Rules of Order at any of the official, attitudinal, by coinsidental, "Call To Order" meetings of (or with) goblins, dwarfs, elves, and fairies until I (also known as "Albert S. Beneechi", "Krazy Al", "Alvin", "Flyboy" and about six thousand other names that can be applied) I Alan F. Anderson say's "It's Okay" Let us set our watches back to that time in history known as "July Twenty Sixth, ninteen forty seven" or "Al's Birthday!" Okay... you get the picture. It was another hot time in the old town that night. Columbus Ohio was the closest town to the birthplace of Alan F. Anderson and it was across the street from a swamp known as "Goodale Park" or "the Thurman Place"... you know, the writer, the humorist? still with me? okay... put your glasses on....
This may be the last paragraph written like this. "idontknow" (which is the official saying of ALANderson) and I think my eyes are starting to get sore and my headaches and all this shit is just going down the tubes.....

Please try easier address:
Alan F. Anderson 5514 Rue in Artsy Farty Paris

Hi.... sorry if this is your bookmark
But here I have shortened my address (and your NEW Bookmark) to:
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5514/

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