Day One

--drove around the Loop multiple times; took over an hour to get out of Athens

--Ruthanne dreams of the coast...ended up being about cruise control

--Jana gets Reese's Pieces on her hiney

--amost die when Jana tries to pass in 5th gear; for all of you out there that are going to drive a manual someday, please remember that 5th is not a passing gear

--get pulled over going 90 in a 70; cop is very nice and only tickets for 81; time: 3:40 pm

--CD player molests John Mayer; Ruthanne and CD player have it out

--girls steam together...if you want to know you'll have to ask



Day Two

--Ruthanne and Jana run at 9:30am; Yukon goes swimming

--can't find fairgrounds; finally find them and pass them; are cheap and don't want to pay admission and now can't find the exhibitor's entrance

--while lost, encountered jails, bails, and mails, but found no horse tails; we failed...(don't ask me, I was asleep)

--Ruthanne almost ravaged when Jana and Erin leave her asleep, unattended in the car with the doors unlocked



Day Three

--Ruthanne's sunglasses are mangled; it's alright though...they bent back

--attempt to go to the beach; unfortunately, being the expert navigators we are, we went left for a long time before we realized the gulf was in the other direction

--went to Publix to get lunch; the registers were all down, so we had to find another one

--can't find the beach again...go figure

--Erin chases cup down beach...is appropriately applauded by men

--almost die when surrounded by seagulls that Jana attracted

--Jana got a job while Erin watched Ruthanne spend mucho dinero



Day Four

--horses and Amish at the Greek restaurant

--Ruthanne sees two Vipers!!

--beach: Erin's kite, Erin thought Highly Irresistible HLF is a sea llama, cute boys...all for Jana and Erin

--Jana becomes shy...makes Ruthanne ask cute boys for bottle opener; turns out they are rich cute boys from D.C.; flew in on father's jet

--Uncle Jerry takes us to eat sushi; same place Pat Morita (Mr. Miagi from The Karate Kid) eats when he is in town; had mounds of boiled, fried, and raw seafood

--when cute boys call, Ruthanne mistakenly thinks they were smoking marijuana; apparently in D.C. a "jack" is a cigarette...who knew?

--hung out with cute boys for a whole 30 minutes; they might come to see Jana in Savannah for St. Patrick's Day



Day Five

--Jana picks at her foot warts with pocket knife

--Ruthanne curses Saturn and other cars that cut her off repeatedly

--we honk, make obscene gestures at other drivers

--Jana gets worried about Ruthanne's hostility towards Saturn and takes over driving

--arrive back in Athens safe and sound (not to mention tired)