Spring Break Log
Day One
--drove around the Loop multiple times; took over an hour to get out of Athens
--Ruthanne dreams of the coast...ended up being about cruise control
--Jana gets Reese's Pieces on her hiney
--amost die when Jana tries to pass in 5th gear; for all of you out there that are going to drive a manual someday, please remember that 5th is not a passing gear
--get pulled over going 90 in a 70; cop is very nice and only tickets for 81; time: 3:40 pm
--CD player molests John Mayer; Ruthanne and CD player have it out
--girls steam together...if you want to know you'll have to ask
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Day Two
--Ruthanne and Jana run at 9:30am; Yukon goes swimming
--can't find fairgrounds; finally find them and pass them; are cheap and don't want to pay admission and now can't find the exhibitor's entrance
--while lost, encountered jails, bails, and mails, but found no horse tails; we failed...(don't ask me, I was asleep)
--Ruthanne almost ravaged when Jana and Erin leave her asleep, unattended in the car with the doors unlocked
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Day Three
--Ruthanne's sunglasses are mangled; it's alright though...they bent back
--attempt to go to the beach; unfortunately, being the expert navigators we are, we went left for a long time before we realized the gulf was in the other direction
--went to Publix to get lunch; the registers were all down, so we had to find another one
--can't find the beach again...go figure
--Erin chases cup down beach...is appropriately applauded by men
--almost die when surrounded by seagulls that Jana attracted
--Jana got a job while Erin watched Ruthanne spend mucho dinero
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Day Four
--horses and Amish at the Greek restaurant
--Ruthanne sees two Vipers!!
--beach: Erin's kite, Erin thought Highly Irresistible HLF is a sea llama, cute boys...all for Jana and Erin
--Jana becomes shy...makes Ruthanne ask cute boys for bottle opener; turns out they are rich cute boys from D.C.; flew in on father's jet
--Uncle Jerry takes us to eat sushi; same place Pat Morita (Mr. Miagi from The Karate Kid) eats when he is in town; had mounds of boiled, fried, and raw seafood
--when cute boys call, Ruthanne mistakenly thinks they were smoking marijuana; apparently in D.C. a "jack" is a cigarette...who knew?
--hung out with cute boys for a whole 30 minutes; they might come to see Jana in Savannah for St. Patrick's Day
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Day Five
--Jana picks at her foot warts with pocket knife
--Ruthanne curses Saturn and other cars that cut her off repeatedly
--we honk, make obscene gestures at other drivers
--Jana gets worried about Ruthanne's hostility towards Saturn and takes over driving
--arrive back in Athens safe and sound (not to mention tired)