Coffee Quiz
Do you want to
know if you suffer from "Caffeine Deficit"?
Then just take this simple quiz. These questions
will help us to determine whether or not you
suffer from this terrible affliction; the only
known cure for which is the administration of
caffeine.
Note.: This quiz
only works in the Explorer so far. Sorry...
1) Do you use
coffee to escape from your problems?
2) Do you eat spoonfuls of instant coffee because
it's easier?
3) Have you ever woken up in a puddle of your own
coffee?
4) Do you find that it's easier to drink more
coffee than go to sleep?
5) Have you ever drunk cold coffee?
6) Do you spend more than 20% of your income on
coffee and/or coffee related products?
7) Has anyone ever told you that you "have a
problem"?
8) Do you need coffee:
9) Does your doctor measure your heartbeat on the
Richter scale as well as by its frequency?
10) Have you ever sold personal or other people's
possessions just to get your fix for the day?
11) Do you have a coffee maker
12) Do you
13) Have you
ever been fired from a job because you're "drinking
their profits"?
14) Do you salivate uncontrollably whenever you
hear dripping water?
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