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Updated November 12, 2000

 These lists were inspired by a movie I saw...  They are basically top five lists of the most random things that pop in my head during the course of an average day...  These are my opinions...  If you don't like the things  I list as "top five" then come up with your own list...  If you have any ideas for a top five list...  Send me a question and I'll let you know what my top five answers are...  Plus this  just in...  The lists that are in  red  are ones that have been modified from their original choices...

Top Five Dumbest Things I've Heard At Work (Updated November 12, 2000)

  1. "Is  it supposed to be smoking like that..."
  2. "I  got my A+ certification really quick...  It only took me six  years,,,"
  3. "You  mean I can't upgrade my 286 computer..."
  4. "How  can I get Microsoft off my computer..."
  5. "That  stupid Microsoft and their stupid Windows...  My stupid Linux box works  better that any stupid Windows system any stupid day..."

Top Five Reasons To Be Straight Edge (Added October 28, 2000)

  1. You get  laugh at all the drunk people
  2. You  learn to be more open minded towards a lot of things
  3. You  won't grow up to be like your parents
  4. People  respect you more
  5. Because  it's just the right fucking thing to do

Top Five Features On A Woman That I Notice First (Updated October 1, 2000)

  1. Jewelry
  2. Hair
  3. Eyes
  4. Skin
  5. Hands

Top Five Favorite Songs (Updated October 28, 2000)

  1. "Professional  Widow" (Live) by Tori Amos
  2. "Plush"  (Unplugged) by Stone Temple Pilots
  3. "Song  For The Dumped" (Live) by Ben Folds Five
  4. "Remember"  by BT
  5. "Nose  Ring Girl" by Nerf Herder

Top Five Fantasy Jobs (Updated October 1, 2000)

  1. Owner of a  record store
  2. Singer  in a hardcore band
  3. Astronaut  on intergalactic mission
  4. Radio DJ  for nationally syndicated techno station
  5. Owner of a  disco in Germany

Top Five Favorite Foods You Have To Make

  1. Apple pie
  2. Mashed  potatoes using carob flavored rice milk
  3. Meatless  chili
  4. Tacos  using fake meat and cheese
  5. Pasta  sprinkled with chili powder

Top Five Names For Kid (Girls) (Updated October 27, 2000)

  1. Lisa
  2. Sabine
  3. Raia
  4. Trinity
  5. Emily

Top Five Names For Kid (Boys) (Updated October 1, 2000)

  1. Adam
  2. Grayson
  3. Robert
  4. Gregory
  5. Daniel

Top Five Famous Quotes

  1. "Mess  with the best...  Die like the rest..."
  2. "Dark  is not the opposite of light...  It's the absence of light..."
  3. "I'm  just not fucking cool enough..."
  4. "Cause  she's the cheese and I'm the macaroni..."
  5. "A  great warrior...  Wars not make one great..."

Top Five Most Wonderful Things About Rachel (Thanx babe)

  1. She's  beautiful
  2. She seems  to care more about others than she does herself
  3. She  doesn't think I'm stupid with all my stupid problems
  4. Did I  mention she was beautiful
  5. She gave  me the idea for this Top Five list and a few others

Top Five Places I Where I Would Love To Wake Up (Updated November 12, 2000)

  1. On a sandy  beach on a warm sunny day
  2. On the  bridge of a UFO headed for another planet
  3. In Germany  in another certain someone's arms
  4. Lookout  point on the Eiffel Tower
  5. In a  video game

Top Five Albums That Were Made After I Was Born (Updated October 1, 2000)

  1. "Boys  For Pele" by Tori Amos
  2. The  "Hackers" soundtracks (All three of them)
  3. "Promotional  Copy" by Reggie And The Full Effect
  4. "Ill  Communication" by The Beastie Boys
  5. The  "Lost Highway" soundtrack

Top Five Vehicles I Would Like To Own

  1. Dodge  Viper
  2. Dodge  Durango
  3. Jeep Grand  Cherokee Laredo
  4. Honda  Civic
  5. UPS  Delivery Truck

Top Five Names For A Record Store

  1. Loud Mime  Records
  2. Atlantis  Lost Tracks
  3. Scene  Music
  4. Forged  Edge Exchange
  5. Straight  Forward Music
  6. Top Five Names For A Computer Store (Added November 12, 2000)
    1. HF  Computers
    2. Custom  Builds By Fork
    3. Helmut's  Computers And Stuff
    4. Forged  Edge Exchange
    5. Straight  Forward Hardware

Top Five Names For A Computer (Updated October 1, 2000)

  1. Piccolo
  2. Goku
  3. Jade
  4. Sparky
  5. Stupid  piece of shit

Top Five  Weirdest Things I Have On Display In My Apartment (Updated November 12, 2000)

  1. Tori Amos  posters covering the walls of my bedroom
  2. Collection  of empty IBC Root Beer bottles
  3. Random  photographs covering my hallway walls
  4. Tags and  messages written by friends with magnetic letters on my metal closet doors
  5. Collection  of empty liquor bottles from past parties in my kitchen

Top Five Reasons Why I Have My Scribbling Pages

  1. It lets me  vent my frustrations and angers
  2. It  confuses the hell out of people because I don't mention names
  3. It lets  people know how I am feeling so they know what not to talk about
  4. Because  nobody else that I know of has ever done anything like it before
  5. Sometimes  I feel it's the only way to get my point across to some people

Top Five Favorite And Most Missed Ex Girlfriends (Updated November 12, 2000)

  1. Jenah
  2. Jamie
  4. Athena
  5. Deborah
  6. Melissa

Top Five Reasons For A Road Trip To Tech

  1. To get  away from Chesapeake
  2. To get  away from work
  3. Because I  enjoy traveling long distances in a car
  4. The air in  Blacksburg smells nice
  5. To visit  friends I enjoy being with

Top Five Best Concerts I Have Been To (Updated October 1, 2000)

  1. Tori Amos
  2. KMFDM
  3. Earth  Crisis, Glass Jaw, and Project 208
  4. Smashing  Pumpkins and Garbage
  5. Weezer and  Nerf Herder

Top Five  Things To Be Stranded On The Beach With

  1. Pen and  paper
  2. Cups of  fruit cocktail
  3. Towel
  4. Pictures  of your closest friends
  5. Sleeping  bag

Top Five Favorite Depressing Songs

  1. "Mystery  Juice" by Sean Lennon
  2. "Creep"  by Radiohead
  3. "Bitter  Sweet Symphony" by The Verve
  4. Secret  ending to "Spleen" by Staind
  5. "Re-arranged"  by Limp Bizkit

Top Five Late Night "Keep You Awake" Drinks

  1. IHOP  coffee with blueberry syrup
  2. Mint  flavored green tea
  3. Harvest  Moon sparkling apple cider
  4. Jolt Cola
  5. Surge (the  original formula)

Top Five  Favorite Past Road Trips

  1. Philadelphia  to see grandparents and then on to see Tori Amos at VA Tech
  2. Philadelphia  with my little brother in my new red car
  3. Manassas  to meet someone I met over the internet
  4. VA Tech  the year after high school to see all my friends who had just gotten into  college
  5. Florida in  the eighth grade to go to Disney World

Top Five Hangout Spots (Updated October 1, 2000)

  1. Cogan's  (Norfolk)
  2. Ruby  Tuesdays (Greenbrier)
  3. International  House Of Pancakes (Great Bridge)
  4. Winston's  Cafe (Greenbrier)
  5. Taj  Mahal (Norfolk)

Top Five Favorite Web Sites (Updated October 1, 2000)

  1. Straight  Edge .COM (www.straight-edge.com)
  2. Toonami  (www.toonami.com)
  3. Minor  Threat .COM (www.minorthreat.com)
  4. Really  Deep Thoughts (www.toriamos.org)
  5. Rachel's  Realm (www.geocities.com/raharri2)

Top Five Personal Turn On's (Updated Octopber 1, 2000)

  1. Nice smell
  2. Slow  kisses on my neck and ear
  3. Having  long flowing hair and letting me play with it
  4. Having  someone else playing with my hair
  5. Knowledge  about music of all kinds

Top Five Favorite Colors

  1. Red
  2. Black
  3. Green
  4. Blue
  5. Neon  Yellow

Top Five Cartoon Characters (Updated October 1, 2000)

  2. Goku from  Dragonball Z
  3. The three  eyed alien from Toy Story
  4. Dopey  from Snow White
  5. Dexter  from Dexter's Laboratory
  6. All  three Power Puff Girls

Top Five Personal Turn Off's (Updated October 1, 2000)

  1. Too much  makeup
  2. Lack of a  sense of humor
  3. Controlling  parents
  4. Alcohol  consumption to the point of stupidity
  5. Smoking

Top Five Movies Made After I Was Born (Updated November 12, 2000)

  1. Hackers
  2. The  Matrix
  3. Indiana  Jones and The Last Crusade
  4. Clerks
  5. Terminator  2

Top Five Movie Characters

  1. Cereal  Killer played by Matthew Lillard (Hackers)
  2. Seth Gecko  played by George Clooney (From  Dusk Till Dawn)
  3. Morpheus  played by Laurence Fishburne (The  Matrix)
  4. Henry  Jones Sr. played by Sean Connery (Indiana  Jones and The Last Crusade)
  5. God played  by Alanis Morissette (Dogma)

Top Five  Most Annoying Things

  1. People who  can't stand to admit they don't know shit about computers
  2. People who  for some reason feel the need to stomp when they walk
  3. Junk  e-mail about Viagra and porn
  4. The fact  that I can't find this game I used to play on the computer when I was twelve
  5. Boy bands