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The Pterodactylman Official "Hello Kitty" iSingsong Book |
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These are song to be of all the went-flying haiku guru friend Pterodactylman... ...that are to be bring the warm sunshower in the heart of our secret wind ... ...for best fond hygeine smiles... ... of most tasty my every loving eyes... ![]() _____l l _____ < > ..Like 'WeIRd MUSIC'?PTERODACTYLMAN LIVE/'NO EGG SIT' CD GET YOURS ! Thinks: "Hmmm...I WANT SOME BrokenRecords PTERODACTYLMAN LIVE MP3 FREEBIES... ...NOW !!!" “I Wish I Were A Biscuit.” I wish I were a biscuit, An Iced Vo-Vo to be exact, With plain biscuit on my bottom; And coconut-in my crack, But what about the pink bits? We gotta talk about them, ‘Cause some of it is icing; The rest of it is jam... And in our crinkly packet, We’d make such a cellophane racket, In groups of nine, We’d form a conga line, And dance around the plastic spine. We’d leave it up to the imagination, In our snack~food share~accomodation, Some chase fame , And all the same, I know this sounds lame~ But… (repeat ad infinitum…) “Pointless Key Change.” Stretch me a penguin, Fling me~a wildebeast, Quell me ~ a lemming; Fill me ~ with brewers’ yeast; Broil me a mormon, Shred me~ a whip o’ will, Tongue me~ a lap dog; Then dust me with land-fill… ‘Cause it’s time for ~ a ~ Pointless Key Change, Pointless Key Change; Pointless Key Change~ Pointless Key Change... Pointless Key Change/ Pointless Key Change. Pointless Key Change. Pointless Key Change... Pointless Key Change! Pointless Key Change? "Pointless Key Change" Pointless Key Change >>> (repeat in ascending quartertones... until heckled TO DEATH ) “Lorena Bobbit.” (I heard that Lorena is no longer with us… ~apparently she was just driving along , when some prick cut her off! …kinda ironic?) (thanx 4 the news 'S1m One') Lorena Bobbit- -Don’t lob off my nob; it hurts- When, you emasculate me… I don’t wanna pee through a tube, I know that I was a boob- when- I screwed the babysitter, Wham- Bam- She took it up the sh~ Um… She never knew what hit ‘er; Oh -how -she -played my ‘tube-steak-tuba’ - BaBBa-Da-BOOh-BAAh- ...Lorena Bobbit- Don’t ~lob off my nob; ~IT HURTS ! Ow! Ow!!!! OWWWW !!!!! All songs remain @Copyright of Dr Terry Dacht-Ullman 2003 |