Ron
Martin
Ron has been a reenactor for many years.
Ron and his life-partner Bob, used to reenact up east for many years.
However they were thorughly disgusted by all the snobby, insensitive people
in the reenacting community up there. Although they had several impressions
that they did, they did have their favorite. Ron was often seen as
a bearded Waffen SS Gebirgsjager Obersturmbanfuhrer . They recently
moved to the south and ran into more of the same attitudes about their
impression and their lifestyle choices. The received several rude
e-mails when they tried to make contact with established units in the south.
Ron has residences in Arizona, Mallas, the Midwest, and Port Arthur.
They recently parted ways, and Ron is doing the reenacting gig on his own.
His efforts to establish a new unit are chronicled in this web site.
Yahoo Von Mock: Yahoo is the most
authentic reenactor in all the world. He has been personally featured
in all the whos-who reenactor and militaria magazines. In fact, response
to his Godly, Nordic, Germanic features have been so great that they are
working on a magazine just about him, (a pilot for a television show is
also in the works, the show also features Yahoo's crazy neighbor whose
poodle is always peeing on his uniform…). There is a rumour
that Yahoo is actually an original German soldier (probably an Officer)
that was cryrogenically, (not KRIAUSgenically) frozen and was accidentally
thawed out during a power outage. He has been spotted in the
field, wearing only the basic essentials of a combat soldier - Panzer
kombi, canteen, and pistol. He once took out a Sovjet tank
with a Panzerfaust,and had a special piece of art commisioned to
commemorate this feat. He is so authentic that he even
imports European butt lice for his impression and purposely gets
dysentery for all Eastern Front events.
KD Bren: Formerly known as JC, he took on
the next two corresponding letters of the alphabet.(J - K, C - D) He did
this to pay respect to his favorite lesbian singer, KD Lang. Mr Bren
is one of the most knowledgeable reenactors in the country. He knows
anything about everything, as several members of his family served during
the war, and he is genetically pre-disposed to having a comprehensive knowledge
of all things WWII German. There is a dark side to KD, though.
He has a fascination with the fact that he was never circumcised.
Many feel that his constant chatter on the subject is evidence of
a fetish for men who are "un-cut". While this has yet to be substantiated,
with KD not commenting on the subject. His looks are rather striking,
and he is known as one of the most macho reenactors to appear on the scene.
Candy BOZOinski
Candy BOZOinski has only been in re-enacting
for a few years, but has embraced both spheres of re-enacting heartily:
busting caps and living history. With his coke bottle glasses
and his scoped K-98K Gerry rigged with washers in the mount, he figures
he has enough combined optics to spot the footprints on the moon.
Unfortunately his prescription is not up to date and
he sometimes has to hand his rifle to Tom Gibletson
(or another nearby soldat who has spotted a target) in order to put
his rifle to good use. This has earned him the nick name "The
Blind Polish sniper" within his own unit. He has embraced the
concept of ephemera with zest. Especially in his food stuffs.
Every good soldat should start the day off with a sugar rush and
bone strengthening calcium infusion that one
gets from a bowl of Fruit Loops. Hey…the
Germans captured milk and cereal was around since the turn of the
century…original for sure. Since canned food
was making its debut in wartime rations, andy thought he would
embrace this authentic concept, instead of the usual farby MRE's.
But does it really matter what's in the an? Hey, there's
nothing more tasty and filling than a can of Campbell's Chunky Clam
Chowder to fill your stomach and get you ready to bust more caps.
Never mind that it gives you rank breath. The crowning jewel
of Candy's ephemera (much to the chagrin of Denny Neets) is the SS
face veil. He has tried a variety of these in his quest for
cheap camouflage, improvised from "materials easily obtainable in
the field". Just as Denny was really going to slap the shit
out of Candy…he bought a reproduction veil and
the pissiness subsided. But never fear, Candy is always looking
to expand his ephemera collection in his
quest to be a more camouflaged and authentic
sniper. His next project may be a rifle cover made from a cut
up pair of 44 dot pants.
Spot Scoup
Spot is a well known reenactor all around the
country. Aside from his constant ravings on authenticity,
he also teaches classes on aging your uniform the Lipton Way.
He first got this idea after working in a commercial for Lipton Tea
and taking the "Nestea Plunge" in full kit. After getting out
and drying off, everyone thought his uniform looked original and
at least 60 years old, exactly the age of the uniforms were during
the war (60 years old). After a long hard day of busting on everyones
authenticity at tacticals, Spot likes to
relax with a "lunchable" and some bottled spring water that he hides
in his gas mask cannister. After eating,
he kicks off his tennis shoes and plays with his pet poodle that
he brings to many battles, and sometimes shaves his canteen cover and
breadbag
Yo motherfucker. I'm here to see to it you know
what a real man can do in this hobby. My name is Willy" THE WAD"
Washington. I AM a Black SS general and you all better get used to a New
stud in the house. The first thing I'm goin to do is fuck that little punk
Rolland in the ass and then take all his bitches away from him and have
them work for me. As far as the rest of you motherfuckers, I'm goin to
whip youall into shape. We gonna show these assholes what a real
together group we can
be. The first training day will be 4th of July
at Vances storage shed cause that's where he be stayin now. WE gonna DRILL,
BEAT and WHIP you motherfuckers into what I want you to be. By the end
of the day you all gonna SUCK my cock and lick my ASS. Then after that
we gonna do some real trainin. We gonna have a platoon for the FUCKERS
and one for the
FUCKEES. I want to give you all what you want
and need. When thats done we gonna work on our uniforms. They gonna be
all black with all black leather. Thats all for now you bunch of
pussies. PUT THIS ON YOUR SITE NOW or I gonna come to your place and bust
you up. DO IT . WILLY "DAS BUNDEL" WASHINGTON
Joel Manicotti: One of the burliest of Ron's men, Joel is a serious reenactor. Keep him away from a GI wool shirt vendor though, as he will attempt to buy more mint-condition originals in order to rip them apart to use as his new quilt his wife is making for him. Joel used to indulge in pizza eating with his last unit, and is sometimes seen sneaking Pizza-licious Pringles into his mussette bag. Joel is an amateur male model, and Bob tracked him down after seeing him in a magazine.
Mark Gallows: Originally from the Windy City, Mark couldn't stay away from Ron once he met him at a recent event up north and has since moved to Arizona in order to be "closer" to Commander Ron. Mark thinks of himself as a born leader, but truth is, he is better suited as a model for the new line of Swiss tunics coming out on the market. He made himself an Oberst in his 5-man army unit, and parties with them as if he were one of the boys, using his obvious postwar mess tin over the 10 originals he has stashed at home in a closet, which are next to many mint, un-opened Beatles LPs. He has been known to argue with Bob over music, as Bob is the quintessential Morrissey fan, and Mark is a founder of The Smiths Defamation League.
Vance Argav - Vance is relatively new to reenacting, but has jumped in head first. He prefers to eat authentic rations in the field, which usually consist of a subway cold cut combo in the plastic bag, neatly stored in his gas mask container. He has quickly moved up the rank structure of his unit, becoming an NCO almost overnight. Vance likes to be a cop both on the reenacting field and off. Ron would really like to hook up with this "hot cop", but Vance has spurned his advances. Vance reminds of him of his favorite cop, officer Frank Poncharello.
Rolland F. Smertis - Rolland is one of the old
timers of reenacting, having done this almost since the age of 4.
He is burned out reenacting, and will rarely go in to the field for any
length of time. He prefers instead to profit from whiny, crybaby
reenactors so he can be well stocked with dough to run his many women with.
He learned his dating practices and received his nickname from a TV show
set in the 50's that featured Ron Howard and Henry Winkler. No matter
how far the women are, it is not to far for Rolland. He will travel
across the world to run them. He often indulges in the fruit of the
vine to celebrate the holiday season, and gets more drunk and pissy
than Denny Neets ever dreamed of.
Dennis Hairless: Not to be confused with the 6th
Cav leader although they have the same profession. He is 46, chronic hypochondriac,
claims to "have more problems than a $10 car" The only hair on his head
are his eyebrows, his mustache that he refuses to shave because he grew
it in WW1, and the hair that grows out of his ears causing a certain amount
of
hearing loss which he claims are from artillery
bombardments. He maintains a different uniform for each month of the war,
and which he sells them all off periodically at 10 cents on the dollar
when he gets mad at the "Farbs". Herr Janke just loves him. He feels that
joining Rons unit is his mission in life to make "The World Safe from Farbdom"
He alternately laughs and cries while looking at Ray Mangos knee high jackboots
worn with 44 dots. He feels there should be a place, perhaps a internment
camp for farbs, he says "I don't want them hurt, just put away until they
can be re-educated" He speaks glowingly of Harald,
saying "If I had a son, I would want him to be
just like him" This causes some to speculate that he is Haralds dad, or
at least perhaps they are both results of a Dr. Mengele cloning experiment.
Hello, I'm Ray Mango and I am a Premier Reenactor. I portray a crusty
old NCO that was in the Prussian Army in The Big One 1914-1918. I still
wear my 17" tall jackboots that were issued in 1914, (They are really East
German Officers boots I got 10 years ago for $20) The stitch nazis
laugh at me for wearing them with my 44 dots but what the hey, they
were issued! They also laugh because I chain smoke filtered cigarettes,
to which I tell them, Hello! The germans had filters on their gas masks
which they breathed through, Right? Hello! Well I breath through my cigarettes
too so get your head out of your behind! They are such nitpickers,
bellyaching about me wearing my P-38 holster like Marshal Dillion, hanging
on my right side, quick draw fashion, Well Exccuuuse me! The germans were
big fans of the old west and american cinema, didn't Galland have a picture
of Mickey Mouse on the side of his plane? Hello? I enjoy Rons unit more
than my old one, which was full of stitch nazis and people that didn't
respect me, and I deserve it because I was in the real army. That is why
I refuse to portray anyone other than a high NCO, my lowest rank I've ever
had was Der Spiess. I guess I'm just a natural born leader of men.
Ray
Sal Schleppmann: Sal is old school
reenactor as well as a collector. At one time he owned several dozen
machine guns but sold them all to buy a special vehicle to attract
Bob and Ron's special affections. Sal holds the coveted "equipment
destruction badge" for getting drunk and pissy (like Denny Neet) and running
over his own equipment. He has been known to hurl his waffenapmted Polish
Radom in anger on occasion. He also owns the unit record for
catastrophic pass outs after drinking too much. Often when drunk, he will
mumble the German language in his down home Texas accent as well as fall
out of trucks, etc. Like Krias Bee, Sal dresses up his cat "melbester"
in German uniforms and takes him for rides in his converted motorcycle
that he
bought from a Canadian Dealer in Dallas.
George Medward Bains: Med is a old school
reenactor from the dawn of time. Although he works for a very reputatable
company and makes a good salary, he has mastered the art of penny pinching.
Med is world renown for his keen intellect and his fantastic book collection
on the Second world war as well as his Barry Manilow album collection which
Bob and Ron often come over to listen to. He wears 30 year old old
reproduction dot pants that appear to have been run over several times
by a tank and uses blue jean iron on patches to cover the holes.
He also owns the coveted and very rare oakleaf reversible to white SS helmet
cover with rocker clips that he bought from Krupper and refuses to give
up even though he knows its wrong because he may need it for a winter battle
some day. Although he recognizes that he is the smartest man in Rons
unit, he is at times outsmarted by his brillant Polish Tank Commander BOZOonskij.
Obsessed with winning battles at all costs Med
has lead several successful campaigns with his
Panzer Commander Candy BOZOonskij who blindly drives around in a US chaffee
converted to a Mark III. Although its authenticity is questionable
mEd feels that winning comes first and has employed Dodge Mini vans painted
field gray and armed with a
Finnish anti-tank guns in the past to help his
team win. He is a welcome addition to Bob and Rons Unit.
Harald Rashkin - Although he is new to reenacting, he is a violent, compulsive stitch nazi. He has been brainwashed by some Canadian members of his fraternity in to thinking that being ultra-authentic is the only way to go. He spends every penny he has on new and better gear. We all know that this is because he lives with his parents and does not have to pay rent. However his money would be better spent on the Hair Club For Men. He can often be found getting drunk and pissy with Sal Schleppmann or Denny Neets.Brandeiis "king of the Farbs"-
Doing his best to re-live his "hippie-days" He will show up in an
almost converted "Kubel-Thing" and a shotgun in a tube he calls a PAK-Gun. He has hair longer than his jump smock(made of Zelt Material). He tries to keep it hidden in his Deion Sanders Dew(sp?)Rag. He will preach the evils of cutting ones hair or doing a proper German Impression. He will say he does not wish to be overall German commander but in the end will try to take over. He belongs in a "Collective" and not a unit.Yohan "Ritter Kruez"-
This mildly obese, mustached, Knights Cross winner will bore you to death with stories of how re-enacting used to be and how he has been to battles in every state in the Union. He will wear awards and medals that were handed out to only "dead" heroes, He might show up with a Kubel thing if the Sheriff's department will let him have his stuff back. Or if theGrand Jury decides all is well. His main tactical advantage is he is a Vietnam Veteren, even though he was 16 when the war ended. He will wear a Swedish conversion that would have been ok back in the '70's or he will show up as a Luftwaffe Pilot and regail you with the stories of the real BF-109 in his back-yard.Bill"Sgt. Schultz"
Bill's ensemble will be topped off with the Sgt Garcia Lambchops as commonly seen in the Zorro Series. He wears the Minty lime Green HBT set that Lost Orders(excuse me Lost Battalions) sells. He wears the everpopular rubber riding boot used by equestrians to clean stalls. These are further modified by adding leather laces at the top to accomodate his 300lbs
turkey leg he sticks in them. He further adds to the overall impression with a laminated stock M1 Garand. Very Nice. He wears the insignia of the Field Police and a ribbon bar that rivals Sepp Dietrich's which tops off the look rather well.Arnie "They said it was good enough for out here"
Arnie is a walking East German Militaria Mannequin. But only if it is between 45 and 75 degrees any other temp and his little legs will give out from carrying his 250lbs on his 5 foot frame. Odds are he may even show up as a Highland Division Bag-Piper (insert Peffrey Joke Here)Chuck 'Give me something to drink'
A raving alcholic this particlular individual makes John the GK look like one of the most authentic soldiers in all of re-enacting. He wears his dot pattern suit, with a splinter helmet cover, Wolverine Wedge Sole workboots(lace
up) and smokes cigars that even the most die hard of smokers would turn his nose up to.
Hans "we Should make an organization to compete with State(TMHS)"
Pat chase: always upgrading his impression(due to his ever increasing
size) supports most reenactor supply houses(a guaranteed moneymaker) likes
his Jager impression do to his aversion to good Sheffield steel. He believes
that most women can do a better impression than men because they are skinnyer
(and funner to share a zelt with!) His newest impression,obersturmbangeneralunterhaptgefighter,
is a one of a kind complete with the proper red and blue twisted Waffenfarb!!!!
A joy to behold: Mr.Chase believes himself one of the finest reenactors
in the U.S. today.
Jerry - I’m a collector. I don’t spend my money on reproduction stuff, I’d rather buy the real thing (although no one has seen my collection). And why would I want to buy Janke when I could get my Swedish wools dirty for 1/10th the price? As my good friend George says, “to look dirty is to look real.” I wear the piping of the artillery because I like the red, but I fight with the infantry (I tell them I am a forward observer for artillery that got caught in the battle). I make special implements for my gear because “that’s what really happened anyway.” I’ve been awarded every award & ribbon approved by the OKW (and then some). I’ve fought in the East, West, South, Right, Left, & Center. I am truly a combat veteran.
T. Salerno - I like to wear Doc Martins and West German wools. My unit commander made me stop wearing doc martins, or I would have worn them forever. I prefer to eat turkey legs instead of authentic german potato soup. I also wear my reproduction ss dagger in the field. Sometimes I will wear modern face paint to camoflauge myself. I enjoy placing pornography in the tents of the allies to give them a good shock. Some of my friends call me a "farmer" but I am not sure why. One day I will become a stitch nazi.
Pill C. - I first became interested in WWII reenacting after
attending a Cold War fantasy reenactment (Grenztruppen vs. Bundeswehr).
I am an avid Star Trek fan, often dressing in a Kaptain Kirk uniform in
bizarre sexual role playing situation. My Friend Mr. Salerno has introduced
me to the world of male pornography, and I enjoy it very much. I have several
impressions, preferring all of them equally.
Denny Neet An avid beer drinker with a bad temper, Den (or mini-me) shares an equal ability to know everything about anything you are currently talking about, and the ability to become pissy at the drop of hat. He is often seen at events wearing his 44 dot cap backwards and riding his motorcycle naked with his buddies Ron and Bob. He wears a cloth covered bottle of german beer rather than a canteen as well as a fraternity shirt in the field and enjoys telling others how much fun he had when he was a frat guy back in 1965...
Oberflieger Precious - is a dedicated if not obsessive fallshirmjager reenactor. He does not enjoy the flirtatious musings of his cohorts, nor their insistance on uttering his name during orgasm. He has no interest in the extra curricular activities of his comrades- he wishes only to find the one, truly perfect para helmet...one small enough to fit his head. He takes most abuse as well as anyone, but bristles at the mention of his Pooh-bear cushion, which he sits on in the JU52 while in transit to the DZ, in order to see out the window. (Don't tell him, but we know his jumpboots are blocked 6 cm so that he can reach the static line cable).
Jerald: After switching impressions 8 times a year Jerald finally settled on German Infantry Hauptmann. Jerald is the most highly decorated German Reenactor in the U.S. and the only Heer officer leading a 5 man unit to recieve the coveted anti-partisan badge in gold (even though all of these were actually awarded to Waffen SS troops during the war). After falling at an event and impaling himself on all of his medals (over 20 pounds worth) at an event, he awarded himself the gold wound badge of july 20 1944.
MAttS: He is the biggest but cutest reenactor
I have ever seen! He is literally a ton of fun. MaTT does SS and Luftwaffe
Fallshirmjager, and does them to a "T" (for toaster-strudel that is). Many
have been witness to his unwavering ability to carry both a rifle and a
Panzerscheck in the field, and often a pistol in the other hand; is he
not the epidomy of "ready for action"? MaTT is our main man now that he
has finally joined, but I need to make sure he keeps his political ranting
down to a dull roar. We love you, FaTT MaTT!
Mandell Weenscram: While Mandell is not
a WWII reeactor per se, he still feels that he is better than all of them
combined. His authenticity is excellent except for the diaper
he has to wear to keep from soiling his para pants from eating too
many WoW! brand tater chips. He also carries a good
supply of burritos in his musette bag to make
his impression even better. His passion for British made collectibles
has lead him to "give in" to Ron and Bob's constant demands for "personal
attention" in order to get items from their Extensive British made
collection.
Kriaus Bee: Kriaus is one of the founders
of WWII reenacting and has written extensively on the subject.
He agrees with Ron and Bobs philosophies that everyone is welcome
and this is why his fills his books with pictures of guys with beards,
handle bar moustaches and swedish wool.
He has furthered the effort in educating the
masses that they too can reenact with a full mountain man beards.
"Hey If I say it in Kriaus' book then its good fer our unit"
said one reenactor. Kriaus is suspiciously obsessed with his
cat Herbert Von Gotz and draws pictures of him in every German uniform
possible. He often puts copies of these lovely hand drawn creations
in his books to show everyone what a dedicated cat lover he is. He
feels that even a well dressed cat has the god given right to reenact,
as reenactments should be open equally to all persons, and even animals.
Barrel G-man: Barrel is also an old
school reenactor and feels that this is America, Dude, and he can
do what he wants and when he wants. He is often seen cooking
breakfast tacos on a coleman camp cooker in the morning outside of
his Austrian zelt tent, while drinking from his plastic
divisional beer mug. When questioned on
this he explains that the Germans had flatbread and eggs as well
as sausage so this is authentic enough... He feels that the MG34 is the
holy grail of all guns ever invented even though his mg34 never works except
when held upside down.
Hi. I am Steve Michael. I know you know my brother George, but I am
nothing like him. I like to reenact the german ww2. I started this cause
East Germanie collapsed under the wait of communism. I can by my equipment
reel cheep., I like to use the AK47 cause it looks like the MP44 and blanks
is cheeper. I prefer to do the officer empression cause i like to wear
the hat. I do panzer cause it looks cool.too. I got a good deal on the
pants, which are almost original ww2. cause they are west german. I want
to look authentic so i ttook off of the cargo pockets. Many guys wont go
so far, but I feel that if you can do it for free then do it. all germans
had jackboots so do I. My ammo pouchesa re russion, but i was in russia
and picked them up there so i can use them reallisticly. You cant tell
in the picture but the belt is Dickies brand, and the buckle from WW2.
Looks the same in pictures. i use Tasco binoculars cause they look the
same and they were cheep. And remeber- water pattern camo from west german
is just like ww2. look in the books! I have a mustach because i got a scar
on my lip that looks bad of i shave it.thats wy I join Rons Unite. Great
guys!!@1. I have a dummy MP40 that i am making a scope mount for and maybe
nite vision like the germans used Vampir. It wil be in the field
soon,I like carrying my mp40 with a big piece of nylon string rather than
one of those expensive slings!. and I got my iron cross on the same day
as T. Salerno.and I will post pictureds on rons page."
Buster Hymen, I think he is from Arkansas, he
has a room temperature I.Q., If the room is in an abandoned igloo on the
north pole. He has a old school bus that he is converting to a JU52, says
the yellow is just right for DAK, is making the wings from the corrigated
tin from his neighbors shed that blew down last storm. It has a door
in the back so all the SS Fallschirmjagers can really get jump qualified.
He has even hung his mamas clothes line down the center inside so
they can simulate
a static line when they jump. His uniform is
woodland cammo with SS insignia stenciled on with liquid paper. He
really would be an asset to Rons outfit, so if you can get in touch
with him, tell him to get with Buster. As Buster says "I'm running
on jet fuel while everyone else is running on kerosene" P.S. He wants a
rank equal to his talent.
I have decided to devote a large part of the unit
members to a very special new unit member, here is his bio:
JimBob: - I live in West Virginia, but have no
problem driving my car to events (you'll like my car, its an old Dodge
Dart painted ordinance tan)... My Uniform is great... I'm what
I guess you'd call a bit of ado-it-yourselfer, and made a lot of my gear
myself. I have a Bundeswehr tunic, and swiss trousers (I really love
the side pockets, they're great for carrying extra bottles of coke and
moonshine) I also wear some really cool Timberland boots that i hopnailed
myself using furniture nails, they look just like the german ones.
My equipment is excellent... I have a pair of Austrian cavalry Y-straps,
a US Army Kevlar helmet that I painted panzer gray (looks dead on), I had
a hard time finding a belt that would fit me, so I made my own..
the buckle is an old "The South will Rise again" buckle that I managed
to carve "Gat mit UnDs" over... I did a damn good job too, it looks
like the real thing, and I also have a flectarm smock with an Afrika cuff
title that I made myself, its sweet, and real easy to do, just a little
strip of felt, and a black sharpie pen.... my gas mask can i made
from an foldgers coffee can, a little spotwelding, and an old khaki belt
for a strap. I made an e-tool from a garden shovel I cut it down
and painted it, you can't tell the difference...(my wife got a little mad
though when she couldn't find it to dig some coal out of the mine out back..
haha) I made my bread bag out of a cloth grocery bag that I dyed.
I also carry a gas operated MP40 that I made from an old paintball gun,
its awesome!. Besides that i converted an old daisy pellet gun into
a k98, and camoflaged it... No need for blanks now, i can just pluck
people with pellets! A little about myself, I'm 38 years old, married
with 9 kids... I'm 5' 6" tall and weigh about 307lbs.... I
have a full beard, and I just had some major dental work done, and they
managed to save about 8 teeth in the back. I tried to send
a photo along, but it wouldn't fit in the disk drive. I work construction
mostly, but I am currently taking a mail order course in the do's and dont's
of petroleum transportation.
Strengths: I can outdrink any man alive.
In addition, well, lets just say that I am an expert shot... I once
shot a coon sittin on my wifes head at 6 feet... while drunk on bootleg
and smokin a cigar! So perhaps I could take the roll of a Sniper...
I could build a tree stand, say 2 feet off the ground... Then I could camoflage
myself as a bear due to the similarities in our appearance, and then crawl
onto the stand with a bag of pork rinds, and a beer and when the enemy
comes by, (provided I'm still awake) I could take out their General
Weakness: Due to my diet of mostly squirrels and chipmunks i sometimes
get bouts of explosive diarrhea which causes me to have to carry a few
extra depends in my backpack... my doctor told me to put a cork up
there, but it ended up shootin out of my ass from the pressure, and i hit
one of my young uns in the head with it, (poor boy had a welt on his head
for 2 weeks) but if you want, i could be used as a deadly anti-tank weapon...
in addition i often
have horrible hemorroids making it difficult
to ride a bike, also some people find my odor offensive, but damn
it, it's hard to get skunk off ya especially if you don't get a chance
to bathe for a couple days... you ever been sprayed by one of them suckers?
This is like the fiftieth time, and I swear to God above, it gets worse
ever time.... Bonuses: I have a big ole tent that I got from
K-Mart that I painted panzer gray (can't tell from an original) and we
can have a hoe down after the battle! Did I mention that I am also
quite the Tuba player? yep, sure am, in fact I won the Knights cross
w/ oakleaves when I was in my old Unit the 13th SS Fallschirmjager Forrestry
Abtielung. That was a good ole Unit, we had to break up though after our
commanders poodle got syphylis...