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Thank you Matt, just wanted to make sure that we get this across to everyone.
The Matt Page is in no way shape or form meant as anything other than a parody, and not a personal attack on any unit or person. Any links off this site are put here and maintained through FREE DOMAIN, and linking cannot and will not be misconstrued as "piracy"; anyone can link anything they want off a website. As we still live in a free system, the Freedom of Speech permits Matt to say what he wants as long as it is not a direct slander on anyone; this is how magazines like "Mad" and "Cracked" still exist.
Enjoy the 1st Amendment!
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