GALE FORCE IS A WHORE!!

WITH A KNOWN REPUTATION FOR STEALING SIGNS FROM LOYAL FANS, THE GALE FORCE SECURITY GUARDS(ALSO KNOWN AS "SEAT NAZIS" OR "CHILD MOLESTORS") HAVE BEEN THE GROUP BEHIND THE SCENES OF SUCH FIASCOS AS THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF '29, THE BLACKOUT OF '77 AND THE "MUGGING OF AN ELDERLY BLIND WOMEN" OF '92, NOT TO MENTION THE NEW ABUNDANCE OF BOY BANDS HITTING THE POP MUSIC SCENE.  THEY WERE ALSO RUMORED TO HAVE STARTED THE CIVIL WAR, AND FOR BEING THE MAIN SUPPLIER TO MONICA LEWINSKI AS FAR AS CIGARS AND BERETS ARE CONCERNED.  BUT THIS IS ALL UNIMPORTANT COMPARED TO THEIR ALLEGED INVOLVEDMENT IN AN INCIDENT WHERE A BOLIVIAN WAS PROHIBITED FROM HOLDING UP CHAIRS AT A SPORTING EVENT.  THEY ARE ALSO KNOWN TO BE IN BED WITH DISNEY, ABC NETWORK, AND THE ENTIRE DUKE BLUEDEVILS MENS BASKETBALL TEAM(WHO ISN'T THOUGH).  WITH THIS INFORMATION ON THE ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS GALE FORCE, I WOULD ASK ANYONE WHO IS EMPLOYED BY THIS EVIL EMPIRE TO GET OUT NOW, BEFORE YOU END UP ENFORCING COMMUNIST RULES PUT OUT BY A BIG FAT COMMIE RAT.