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John
    
      Leslie
I know you aren't thrilled about your birthday, and you weren't really looking forward to it, and you told me not to make a webpage, but well TOUGH.  Obviously I have selective hearing.  So you are just going to have to grin and bear it because I care it's your bday and I refuse to let the day pass without letting you know that!
Isn't he too cute!?!
YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD WHEN...

You are asleep and people think you are dead

Your back goes out more than you do

You are proud of your lawn mower

You would rather go to work than stay at home sick

You constantly talk about the price of gas

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life

People call at 9 PM and ask did I wake you

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch tv

You got cable to watch the weather channel
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