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LAW'S OF COMBAT

by Murphy


The Law's


You are not a superman

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid

Don't look conspicuous it draws fire,
This is why aircraft carriers are called bomb magnets

When in doubt empty your magazine

Never share your foxhole with anyone braver then you are

Never forget your weapon was made by the lowest bidder

If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush

No plan survives the first contact intact

All five-second grenades will burn down in three seconds

Try to look unimportant because the bad guys maybe low on ammo

If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short

The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack

The important things are always simple

The simple things are always hard

The easy way is always mined

If you are short of everything, except enemy, you are in combat

When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy

Incoming fire has the right of way

Friendly fire isn't

If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU

No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection

Beer math is:
Two beers times 37 men equal
49 cases

Body count math is:
Two guerrillas plus one portable plus two pigs equal 37 enemy KIA

Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together

Anything can get you shot, including doing nothing

Tracers work both ways

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire, is incoming friendly fire

Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out

If you take more than your fair share of objectives,
you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take

When both sides are convinced they are about to lose they are both right

Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs

Murphy was a grunt



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