| The life of a pirate is the ultimate male fantasy lifestyle, right up there with Cowboy and Biker. The life of a pirate is taut with danger and spilling over with the freedom to drink grog and have relations with wenches whenever it strikes the man. And the greatest modern day pirate is Pirate Dan. He is the man that all men, be it denturists or professional dancers want to be. He takes no guff, but gives all the guff he wants.In one hand he wields a cutlass, in the other a hearty grog and around his waist a beautiful woman of ill repute (that's how pirates like their women.) On this webpage Pirate Dan will post lessons on how to be a terror on the high seas. |
