Sup folks... y'all are either here cause you came here on purpose... or you got here by accident... either way your here, and thats all I give a damn about. Before ya read anything here, read the warning... |
WARNING! ACHTUNG! AVERTISSEMENT! ALERTA! AVVERTIMENTO! AVISO! 1) Pirate Dan is not responsible for any stupid things that you may do after visiting this page. Do NOT operate heavy machinery, give lectures on the history of corduroy shorts, or perform orthopedic surgery for 8 hours after visiting this page. 2) Pirate Dan does NOT advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, or solvents in order to obtain a higher plain of consciousness. He DOES advocate achieving that the old fashioned way... idiotic foolish injury and death defying accidents and stunts. 3) If you've made this far, then this is kinda of redundant and a waste of my prowess in typing, but who gives a damn, I like reading my own words cuz I got an ego the size of a VW Beetle (hey I improved, it used to be the size of a VW Van)... DONT take yourself so damn seriously... aka rule 62 (inside joke) I got an uncle who has a PhD in Law, (but can't practice law, never passed the Bar exam, dont ask me how that is possible) so I know to cover my bases... so if any of you go get high on a varnish/lysol cocktail and then lose your leg trying to saddle a dog for a nice ride in the country after visiting here, dont try suing me . |
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