The Best Rottweilers I know!

My feet are covered with sore and marks.
My nerves are shattered from sudden barks.
My wallets empty from paying the vet
and these Rotties are eating me into debt!

I sit down to rest in my favorite chair
And quick as a flash, my Rotties are there!
They've hauled off my shoes, and chewed up my pipe,
BUt act so darn hurt, if I venture to gripe.

I rise in the morning, in the new day to greet,
To find Rottweilers standing on my feet.
I trip over another as I'm combing my hair
While the puppy pulls hard on my underwear!

My fresh cup of coffee is now on the rug,
'Cause the little one gave my are a sweet playful tug.
I'd pour another, but sure as can be,
The Rotties would dump it all over me.

Please believe me people, it's darn hard to type,
When my hand still hurts from that last lovin' bite.
The puppy is sneaking up onto my lap
While the other one on my feet is down for a nap.

So forget home life as it use to be,
And who needs a quiet evening with family?
Who cares about the money I'd spend anyhow..
Who needs em' all... We've got Rottweilers now!

Author Unknown

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