These jokes were shamelessly plagiarized from Jack, another terrier and Therapy Dog
Q: How do you get Max dry after her bath?
A: Use a Terrier-cloth towel!
Q: What do you call Max when she digs a hole?
A: Sub-Terrier-anian!
Q: What do you call Max whens she climbs a steep hill?
A: An All-Terrier-ain vehicle!
Q: What is Max's favorite dinosaur?
A: Terrier-ranasaurus Rex!
Q: Why is Max so fat?
A: She is always sitting on her pos-Terrier!
Q: Why won’t they sell Max an airline ticket?
A: Because they think she is an International Terrier-ist!
Q: If Max worked for the Government, for whom would she work?
A: The Department of the In-Terrier!
Q: What is Max's favorite ship?
A: An Aircraft Terrier!
