Pearl's Page
PEARL'S PAGE!
Full name: Pearl Gordita. Also known as Pearly-Pearl, Loafy, The Large Loaf, Apple Head, Cushion Kitty, Escape Artist, Pumpkin Butt, Cookie Jar Kitty or The Snausage.
See me, love me.
Yeah, I pretty much rock. That is all.
I do this all the time--sometimes I sleep like this!
If I sit here quietly and don't make a sound, maybe the loud, evil sucking machine will not harm me.
I like to keep up on the works of important feminist authors.
Large and in charge!
Don't bother me now, I'm watching my stories.
What do you mean, I look like a cookie jar?
Just minding my own business...
Put that camera down and pet me immediately!
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Yeah, I pretty much rock. That is all.
I do this all the time--sometimes I sleep like this!
If I sit here quietly and don't make a sound, maybe the loud, evil sucking machine will not harm me.
I like to keep up on the works of important feminist authors.
Large and in charge!
Don't bother me now, I'm watching my stories.
What do you mean, I look like a cookie jar?
Just minding my own business...
Put that camera down and pet me immediately!