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Stories of a Psycho-Maltese
Hi! I'm Jake. I am a 4 year old maltese. Emmitt is my big brother. He was nice enough to let me have my own page. Sign our guestbook and let me know that you stopped by.
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Story 8 Help! I'm Back in Prison!
Well, it's official. I'm back in prison when my family is gone. I guess I've been having too much fun while they are away. When they are gone, I got bored and invented all kinds of new games. First, there was "Rearrange the Living Room Rugs". When that got boring, I started "Pull off the Arm Rest Covers" on the chairs. These games didn't seem to bother my family too much since I was just moving things around. So since I got bored with my bones, I found new toys... the flowers hanging on the wall, just above the top of the couch, the cover of the tv guide, and the best game I think I've ever invented which is hours of fun... "Pull the Toliet Paper Roll". Yes, hours of fun. I've pulled the roll out of the bathroom and half way down the hall before the roll stopped and I got to shread it all. But now the fun is over and I'm stuck in my prison while they're gone. But you know what. It actually doesn't bother me. I actually go running in there because they always throw a few treats in there before they leave... and I LOVE treats!!
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